Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card
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Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card
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You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card
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I Regret To Inform You That Your Twenties Have Now Expired Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Colleagues Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card
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£11.95
Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card
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I'll Miss Doing Your Work For You Greeting Card
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I Regret To Inform You That Your Thirties Have Now Expired Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made. Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card
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You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague. Greeting Card
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You Really Are A Massive Cunt Magnet
£8.95
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£8.95
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Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card
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I Regret To Inform You That Your Fifties Have Now Expired Greeting Card
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Some People Will Do Anything For Time Off Work Greeting Card
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£11.95
Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card
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You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card
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Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Greeting Card
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Happy Christmas From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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I Regret To Inform You That Your Forties Have Now Expired Greeting Card
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£11.95
Thoughts And Prayers To Your Vagina Greeting Card
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Good Riddance Twenty Twenty Greeting Card
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Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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£21.50
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Greeting Card
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On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Greeting Card
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Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either Greeting Card
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