Deadpan Greeting Cards

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, New Job

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card In Blue For Twin, Sibling, Brother

Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card

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I'll Miss Doing Your Work For You Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, Funny New Job Card For Coworker

I'll Miss Doing Your Work For You Greeting Card

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Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Break Up, Divorce, It'll Be Ok, Optimistic

Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card

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You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy

You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card

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Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, Funny New Job Card For Coworker, Child Moving Out Card

Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card

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Judas Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Good Luck, New Job, Traitor

Judas Greeting Card

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It's Ok If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Frenemy, Banter Card, Frenemies, Haters Gonna Hate

It's Ok If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Greeting Card

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All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Birthday Card, Pile Of Poo Doodle

All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card

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It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy, Fired, Lost Job

It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Bell With Party Hat On

Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card

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Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card For Dad, Father, Forgotten Dad's Birthday Joke Card

Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card

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I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Profanity Card, Chat Shit, Compulsive Lier, Chatting Shit, Mean Card

I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card

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I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Cactus Pun

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

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One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, You're Old Card

One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card For Colleague, Coworker, Funny Retirement Card, New Job

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card

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I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card, Age Joke, Getting Older, Funny, You're Old

I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card

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You'll Never Be The Man Your Mother Is Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card For Him, Not Man Enough, Man Up, Banter Cards, Mean Card

You'll Never Be The Man Your Mother Is Greeting Card

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You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card | Deadpan Ugly Joke Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend or Friend

You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card

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Embrace Your Mistakes... Can I Have A Hug? Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card For Parent, Mistake Child, Hug Your Mistake

Embrace Your Mistakes... Can I Have A Hug? Greeting Card

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Let Us Fuck Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Let's Have Sex, Profanity, Blunt

Let Us Fuck Greeting Card

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