Deadpan Gifts

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Wedding Card, Funny Engagement Card, Moving In Together

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card

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Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Break Up, Divorce, It'll Be Ok, Optimistic

Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card

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You Really Are A Massive Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Greeting Card, Funny Greeting Card, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet | Gift For Couple Moving Out, Monochrome Fridge Magnet, Housewarming, New Home

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet

£4.50

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£4.50
Judas Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Good Luck, New Job, Traitor

Judas Greeting Card

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You Really Are A Massive Cunt A5 Notebook | Rude Notebook, Offensive Journal, Black And White Notebook, Funny Gift, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt A5 Notebook

£9.25

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£9.25
You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, New Job

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card

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I Regret To Inform You That Your Fifties Have Now Expired Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Sixtieth Birthday Card or Sixty Year Old, 60th, 60

I Regret To Inform You That Your Fifties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card

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I'll Miss Doing Your Work For You Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, Funny New Job Card For Coworker

I'll Miss Doing Your Work For You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Cactus Pun

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Bell With Party Hat On

Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Colourful Bubble Writing

Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card

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Hi, I'm Vegan Mug | Funny Gift For Vegan, Veggie, Plant Based, Conscious, Green Eater

Hi, I'm Vegan Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card | Deadpan Ugly Joke Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend or Friend

You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card

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I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Housewarming

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card

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Let Us Fuck Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Let's Have Sex, Profanity, Blunt

Let Us Fuck Greeting Card

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Birthday Wanker Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Offensive Bubble Writing Birthday Card

Birthday Wanker Greeting Card

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I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card, Age Joke, Getting Older, Funny, You're Old

I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card

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One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Friend, Grandad, Grandma, You're Old Card

One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card

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All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Birthday Card, Pile Of Poo Doodle

All Of The Other Cards Were Shit Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card

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Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Birthday Card

Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card

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Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse

Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card

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Alexa, Am I Old? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card, Age Joke, You're Old, Getting Older, Rude Birthday Card

Alexa, Am I Old? Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Mum, Dad, Grandparent, Deadpan You're Old Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card

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