Deadpan Gifts

Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card | Deadpan Thank You Card, Profanity Thank You Card, Funny Thank You Card, Monochrome

Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card

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You Really Are A Massive Cunt Magnet | Rude, Funny Fridge Magnet, Black And White Magnet, Offensive Gift, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Magnet

£4.50

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£4.50
Nobody Likes A Tory Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Politics Joke, Conservative Party, Tory Scum, Rich, Toff, Posh

Nobody Likes A Tory Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card

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You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card For New Parents, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Profanity Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Bell With Party Hat On

Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card

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Bugger Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Bugger Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card In Pink For Twin, Sibling, Sister

Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Made a Tiny Human Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card For New Parents, Just Gave Birth

Congratulations You Made a Tiny Human Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card In Orange For Parent, Husband Or Wife

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made. Greeting Card

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Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Thank You Card For Friend, Parent, Partner

Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card

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Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Colleagues Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, New Job, Good Luck

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Colleagues Greeting Card

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You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague. Mug | Funny, Rude Good Luck Gift For Coworker Who Is Leaving, You're Leaving Mug, New Job, Retirement

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
I Know Where You Live Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

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And Then There Was No Sleep Cushion | Deadpan New Baby Cushion, Funny Gift For New Parents, Monochrome, Nursery

And Then There Was No Sleep Cushion

£22.95

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£22.95
Will Cook For Prosecco Apron | Funny Prosecco Joke Apron For Her, Alcohol, Deadpan, Monochrome

Will Cook For Prosecco Apron

£21.50

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£21.50
You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, New Job

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card

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Will Cook For Wine Apron | Funny Wine Joke Apron For Her, Alcohol, Deadpan, Monochrome, Vino, White, Red

Will Cook For Wine Apron

£21.50

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£21.50
Traitor Mug | Rude Good Luck Gift For Coworker Who Is Leaving, You're Leaving, New Job, Judas, Monochrome

Traitor Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
If I Were Wrong Don't You Think I'd Know Mug | Funny, Deadpan Mug For Coworker, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Always Right, Never Wrong

If I Were Wrong Don't You Think I'd Know Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Bit Much Just To Get Out Of Your Own Wedding Greeting Card | Cancelled Wedding Card, Rescheduled Wedding Card

Bit Much Just To Get Out Of Your Own Wedding Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card | Deadpan Divorce Card, Dry Humour Break-Up Card, Monochrome, Sympathy

Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card

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I Regret To Inform You That Your Twenties Have Now Expired Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Thirtieth Birthday Card or Thirty Year Old, 30th, 30

I Regret To Inform You That Your Twenties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

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Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Profanity, Deadpan Greeting Card, Frenemy, Fuck You Card, Banter Card, Frenemies

Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card

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Vegan Wanker Apron | Rude Present For Vegan, Profanity, Monochrome, Veggie, Plant Based

Vegan Wanker Apron

£21.50

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£21.50
Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card, Funny Gift For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Knights Templar Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Knights Hemplar Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Welcome To The World Tiny Human Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Baby Card, Monochrome, Just Born

Welcome To The World Tiny Human Greeting Card

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If I Die While Lifting Weights Add More Weights And Then Call For Help Mug | Funny, Deadpan Gym Joke Mug For Gym Bro, Gym Bunny, Boyfriend, Girlfriend

If I Die While Lifting Weights Add More Weights And Then Call For Help Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Fuck You're Old Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, Old Age Joke Birthday Card

Fuck You're Old Greeting Card

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