Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card | Deadpan Thank You Card, Profanity Thank You Card, Funny Thank You Card, Monochrome

Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card

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Ivory Much Love You Happy 14th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Ivory, Fourteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Elephants In Love, Love Heart

Ivory Much Love You Happy 14th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Thank You Card For Friend, Parent, Partner

Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card

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I Love You Sodium Much Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Salt, Seventh Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Salt Shaker And Love Hearts

I Love You Sodium Much Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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I Know Where You Live Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Best Bud Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Best Friend, Stoner, Weed Smoker, BFF, Bestie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Pot, 420

Happy Birthday To My Best Bud Greeting Card

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What Wood I Do Without You Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Wood, Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Tree Stumps With Love Hearts

What Wood I Do Without You Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, New Job

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card

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Walkers Don't Get Old. They Just Ramble On Greeting Card | Funny Walking Pun Birthday Card For Walker, Rambler, Mountain, Climber, Man Hiking Up Hill

Walkers Don't Get Old. They Just Ramble On Greeting Card

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Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card, Friendship Card For Stoner, Cannabis Smoker, Hash, Marijuana, Ganja, Pot

Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card

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I Regret To Inform You That Your Twenties Have Now Expired Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Thirtieth Birthday Card or Thirty Year Old, 30th, 30

I Regret To Inform You That Your Twenties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

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Judas Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Good Luck, New Job, Traitor

Judas Greeting Card

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Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary I Still Wood Greeting Card | Funny Fifth Anniversary Card Husband Or Wife, Wood Anniversary, I Still Would, Married 5 Years

Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary I Still Wood Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Thank You Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Thank You Card, Musical Note Celebrating In Party Hats

Just A Note To Say Thank You Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

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Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Easter Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Easter Card, Two Bunnies Humping Doodle, Rabbits, Easter Bunny, Spring

Happy Easter Greeting Card

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After 15 Years Together, One Thing Is Crystal Clear I Love You Greeting Card | Crystal, Fifteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Crystal Glasses

After 15 Years Together, One Thing Is Crystal Clear I Love You Greeting Card

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Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Salt Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Salt Shakers In Love, Married Eight Years

Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Hinge, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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You're The Breast Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Rude Thanks, Boobs, You're The Best

You're The Breast Greeting Card

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Walkers Don't Get Old... They Just Ramble On Greeting Card | Funny Walking Pun Birthday Card For Walker, Rambler, Couple Hiking Up Hill

Walkers Don't Get Old... They Just Ramble On Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Pair Of Cacti, Cactus Prick Pun

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Womb Mate Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Twin, Funny Twin Birthday Card, Sibling

Happy Birthday Womb Mate Greeting Card

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Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Colleagues Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, New Job, Good Luck

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Colleagues Greeting Card

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Merry Spliffmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Merry Spliffmas Greeting Card

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Best Buds Greeting Card | Weed Best Friend Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, BFF, Bestie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Best Buds Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get On The Gear. Greeting Card | Funny Cocaine Pun Birthday Card, Group Of Peopl Balancing On A Gear, Cog, Cocaine, Coke

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get On The Gear. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Theatre Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Theatre Goer, Musical Theatre, Actor, Broadway, West End, Shakespeare On Stage, Show

Happy Birthday Theatre Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weight Lifting Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Weight Lifter, Weight Lifter Lifting Heavy Weights With Heart And Arrow Tattoo

Happy Birthday Weight Lifting Greeting Card

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Level 30 Unlocked Greeting Card | 30th Birthday Card For Gamer, Thirtieth, Thirty Year Old, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Level 30 Unlocked Greeting Card

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Muchas Gracias Greeting Card | Llama Doodle, Spanish Thank You Card, Thanks, Llama In A Sombrero

Muchas Gracias Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt You're Getting Old Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt You're Getting Old Greeting Card

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Yoga Woman Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Yoga Woman In Lotus Pose Birthday Card For Her, Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Woman Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Tin Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Two Tin Cans In Love, Married Ten Years

Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Cannabis Pun Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Older But Wiser, Stoned Weed Bud, Hash, Marijuana, Pot

Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Plank You Very Much! Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Yogi In Plank Position, Yoga, Pilates, Thanks, Cheers, For Her, Thank You Very Much

Plank You Very Much! Greeting Card

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Yoga Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Yoga Man In Warrior One Birthday Card For Him, Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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5 Years Together And I've Never Gotten Board Greeting Card | Wood, Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Wooden Boards With Love Hearts

5 Years Together And I've Never Gotten Board Greeting Card

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Happy 4th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Linen Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Wash Basket With Heart, Married Four Years

Happy 4th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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I Wool Always Love You Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Seventh Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Ram And Sheep Humping

I Wool Always Love You Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes, Colours And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card

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Hip Hip Replacement Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Parent, Grandparent, Walking Frame, Hip Hip Hooray, Ageing Joke

Hip Hip Replacement Greeting Card

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You're Engayged Greeting Card | Funny Gay Engagement Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, You're Engaged Card, Grooms

You're Engayged Greeting Card

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It's Bean A Pleasure Greeting Card | Funny Baked Beans Leaving Card For Colleague, Coworker, Friend, Good Luck, New Job, It's Been Fun, Goodbye

It's Bean A Pleasure Greeting Card

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It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy, Fired, Lost Job

It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card

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Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving