Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits A5 Notebook
£11.25
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£11.25
Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina A5 Notebook
£11.25
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£11.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet
£8.95
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£8.95
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet
£8.95
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£8.95
£8.95
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You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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Wishing You Every Misery In Your New Home Greeting Card
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I Have Wasted Another Year Of My Life With You Greeting Card
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Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card
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You Are Moving From One House To Another Greeting Card
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You Look Older Than You Are Greeting Card
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Didn't Realise You Were Still Alive Greeting Card
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Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card
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Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Greeting Card
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And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card
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£13.25
£11.25
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead A5 Notebook
£11.25
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£11.25
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery A5 Notebook
£11.25
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£11.25
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock A5 Notebook
£11.25
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£11.25
£13.25
£13.25
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
£8.95
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Magnet
£8.95
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£8.95
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Magnet
£8.95
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£8.95
Congratulations You Cunt Magnet
£8.95
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£8.95
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Magnet
£8.95
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£8.95
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Magnet
£8.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£8.95