You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Colleagues Greeting Card
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£11.95
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I'll Miss Doing Your Work For You Greeting Card
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You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague. Greeting Card
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£11.95
You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card
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Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card
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Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card
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You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card
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Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card
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You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet
£8.95
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£8.95
Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card
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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card
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Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card
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Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card
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£13.25
£11.25
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead A5 Notebook
£11.25
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£11.25
£13.25
£8.95
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Magnet
£8.95
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£8.95
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Magnet
£8.95
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£8.95
Congratulations You Cunt Magnet
£8.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£8.95