Deadpan Gifts

We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!

Will Cook For Gin Apron | Funny Gin Joke Apron For Her, Alcohol, Deadpan, Monochrome, Gin And Tonic, G&T

Will Cook For Gin Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Will Cook For Prosecco Apron | Funny Prosecco Joke Apron For Her, Alcohol, Deadpan, Monochrome

Will Cook For Prosecco Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Will Cook For Wine Apron | Funny Wine Joke Apron For Her, Alcohol, Deadpan, Monochrome, Vino, White, Red

Will Cook For Wine Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50