Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
I Regret To Inform You That Your Twenties Have Now Expired Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card
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I Regret To Inform You That Your Thirties Have Now Expired Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made. Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card
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I Regret To Inform You That Your Fifties Have Now Expired Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card
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I Regret To Inform You That Your Forties Have Now Expired Greeting Card
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On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Greeting Card
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Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card
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Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card
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I Acknowledge That You Are One Year Older Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card
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This Is Literally The First Card I Saw Greeting Card
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I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card
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Wishing You A Happy Birthday From A Social Distance Greeting Card
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If Cousins Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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If Mums Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card
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If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Dad! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday! You Are A Constant Source Of Disappointment! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card
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I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
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I Regret To Inform You That You Are No Longer Young Greeting Card
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