Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card
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You're The Best Teacher I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card
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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card
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Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Magnet
£8.95
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£8.95
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Dad, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Dad, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Dad, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card
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Dad, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card
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Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits A5 Notebook
£11.25
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£11.25
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
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Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Greeting Card
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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock A5 Notebook
£11.25
Wow them with your willy vocab with these fun notebooks.
£11.25
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Magnet
£8.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£8.95