Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Colleagues Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card
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You Really Are A Massive Cunt Magnet
£8.95
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£8.95
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Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card
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You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card
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Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Greeting Card
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£11.95
Thoughts And Prayers To Your Vagina Greeting Card
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You Really Are A Massive Cunt Greeting Card
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On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Greeting Card
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Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card
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Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card
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Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card
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You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card
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I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card
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£11.25
When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought "Fuck It, You'll Do" Greeting Card
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Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
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You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card
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Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet
£8.95
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£8.95
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card
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