Deadpan Gifts

We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!

Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Magnet | Rude, Funny Fridge Magnet, Black And White Magnet, Offensive Gift, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Magnet

£10.95 GBP

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95 GBP
Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity, Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Red Head

Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity Gift For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Kittens

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Mug

£11.95 GBP

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95 GBP
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Greeting Card, Funny Greeting Card, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Deadpan Easter Card, Monochrome, Easter Sunday

Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99 GBP
Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Parent, Grandparent, Friend, Sibling, Man With No Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster | Rude, Funny, Offensive Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster, Profanity, Monochrome

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster

£13.25 GBP

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25 GBP
Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99 GBP
You Really Are A Massive Cunt A5 Notebook | Rude Notebook, Offensive Journal, Black And White Notebook, Funny Gift, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt A5 Notebook

£11.25 GBP

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25 GBP
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Cat Lover, Funny Card For Cat Owners, Kittens

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99 GBP
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Mug | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Gift For Coworker, Friend, Sibling

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Mug

£11.95 GBP

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95 GBP
Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Nosey Cunt In Small Font Joke

Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Sticker | Rude Sticker, Funny Sticker, Black And White Sticker, Offensive, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Sticker

£3.65 GBP

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65 GBP
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Congratulations You Cunt Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, New Job Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Passed Exams Or Driving Test

Congratulations You Cunt Coaster

£13.25 GBP

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25 GBP
Congratulations You Cunt A5 Notebook | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Well Done

Congratulations You Cunt A5 Notebook

£11.25 GBP

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25 GBP
Congratulations You Cunt Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Cunt Magnet

£10.95 GBP

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95 GBP