Deadpan Gifts

We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Magnet | Rude, Funny Fridge Magnet, Black And White Magnet, Offensive Gift, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Fridge Magnet | Rude Birthday Gift For Her, Anniversary Gift For Girlfriend, Valentines Gift For Wife

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Magnet | Tiger King Gifts, Carole Baskin, Joe Exotic Quote, Profanity, Monochrome Fridge Magnet

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Fridge Magnet | Funny Gifts For Mum, Thank You Gift For Mother, Mother's Day Gift, Small Boobs, Breasts

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, New Job, Leaving For University

Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet | Funny Fridge Magnet, Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Birthday Magnet For Him

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet | Gift For Couple Moving Out, Monochrome Fridge Magnet, Housewarming, New Home

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Keep The Fuck Away Magnet | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Joke Get Well Soon Gift, Profanity

Keep The Fuck Away Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Good Luck You Fuck Magnet | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, New Job, Leaving For University

Good Luck You Fuck Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Congratulations You Cunt Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Cunt Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Hi I'm Vegan Magnet | Gifts For Vegans, Fridge Magnet For Vegan, Veggie, Plant Based, Vegan Humour, Monochrome

Hi I'm Vegan Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Magnet | Funny Wedding Gift, Pessimistic Engagement Gift, Housewarming Gift For Couple

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Fridge Magnet | Father's Day Gift, Thank You Gift For Father, Small Penis, Willy, Todger

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95