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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card
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Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card
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Will Cook For Gin Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
Happy Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card
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I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card
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Will Cook For Prosecco Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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Will Cook For Wine Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card
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Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Take Out The Bins Greeting Card
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I Wish You Had Moved Further Away Greeting Card
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Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
I Know Where You Live Greeting Card
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May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card
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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card
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Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card
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Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
Wishing You Every Misery In Your New Home Greeting Card
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You Are Moving From One House To Another Greeting Card
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And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Magnet
£10.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£10.95