Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Good Luck! You're Quite Thick So Don't Get Your Hopes Up! Greeting Card
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One Day All Trace Of You Will Be Forgotten. Let's Do Something Stupid! Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Mum! Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Bro! Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Sis! Greeting Card
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At Least Your Age Is Starting To Catch Up With Your Face. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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I Hate What We Have Become. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card
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It Is Now No Longer Financially Viable For Us To Break Up. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card
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Dad, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card
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Dad, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card
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Dad, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card
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Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card
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I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card
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Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card
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Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card
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The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Greeting Card
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Let That Shit Go. Tote
£26.50
Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"
£26.50
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Eat Sleep Yoga Repeat Tote
£26.50
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£26.50
Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment. Greeting Card
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Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
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Obligatory Father's Day Card. Greeting Card
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Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card
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Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card
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Dad, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card
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I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card
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Beached Whale Beach Towel
£35.95
Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels. SIZE: 80cm X 160cm
£35.95
#ghoulpower Tote
£26.50
Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"
£26.50
Hi I'm Vegan Tote
£26.50
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£26.50
If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
Welcome To The World Wrinkly Alien Greeting Card
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Knights Hemplar Greeting Card
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Your Life Is Officially Over Greeting Card
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