Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Walkers Don't Get Old... They Just Ramble On Greeting Card | Funny Walking Pun Birthday Card For Walker, Rambler, Couple Hiking Up Hill

Walkers Don't Get Old... They Just Ramble On Greeting Card

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Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Bridesmaid! Greeting Card | Funny Be My Bridesmaid Card, Bridal Party Card, Keep Calm, Bridezilla Joke

Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Bridesmaid! Greeting Card

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Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

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Can You Feel The Drugs Tonight? Greeting Card | Song Lyric Pun Birthday Card, Celebration, Cannabis, Weed, Can You Feel The Love Tonight

Can You Feel The Drugs Tonight? Greeting Card

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Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Maid Of Honour! Greeting Card | Funny Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Bridal Party Card, Keep Calm, Bridezilla

Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Maid Of Honour! Greeting Card

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Have A Knockout Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Boxing Pun Birthday Card, Boxer Knocking Out Other Boxer, KO, Box, UFC, MMA

Have A Knockout Birthday Greeting Card

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You're Shit At FIFA. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Football Birthday Card, FIFA, FPL, Fantasy Football

You're Shit At FIFA. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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You're The Breast Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Rude Thanks, Boobs, You're The Best

You're The Breast Greeting Card

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Merry Vegan Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Vegan Christmas Card, For Vegan, Brussel Sprouts In Santa Hats, Veggie, Plant Based

Merry Vegan Christmas Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get On The Gear. Greeting Card | Funny Cocaine Pun Birthday Card, Group Of Peopl Balancing On A Gear, Cog, Cocaine, Coke

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get On The Gear. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bee Keeping Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Beekeeper, Beekeeper In Bee Suit Holding Honeycomb, Honey Bees, Bee Hive

Happy Birthday Bee Keeping Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Best-Tea Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii Funny Pun Birthday Card For Best Friend, BFF Two Teacups Holding Hands

Happy Birthday Best-Tea Greeting Card

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I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card | Funny Food Pun Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Lesbian Girlfriend, Boobs Illustration

I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card

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It Was About Time You Got Hoot Of Here Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun You're Leaving Card, Travel, New Job, Flying Owl In Pilot's Goggles Waving Goodbye

It Was About Time You Got Hoot Of Here Greeting Card

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You've Heard One Rugby Pun... You've Heard A Maul. Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Greeting Card For Rugby Player, Rugy Fan, Hand Illustrated Rugby Maul

You've Heard One Rugby Pun... You've Heard A Maul. Greeting Card

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Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Thank You Card For Friend, Parent, Partner

Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card

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Cod Bless You It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Fish Pun Birthday Card, Cod Dressed As The Pope, God Bless You Cod Pun, Religion Pun

Cod Bless You It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Birthday Card, Crab On A Deckchair With Champagne, Have A Fabulous Day

It's Your Birthday... Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card

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Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card | Funny Sausage Dog In A Santa Hat For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher

Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card

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Prose Before Hoes Greeting Card | Shakespeare, Bard, Bros Before Hoes, Friendship, Literature, Funny Literary Pun Card For Writer, Reader

Prose Before Hoes Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Ice Hockey Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Ice Hockey Player, Hockey Player On Ice Chasing Puck, IIHF, Hockey Stick

Happy Birthday Ice Hockey Greeting Card

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You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, New Job

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card

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Ski Ya Later! Greeting Card | Skiing Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Skier Skiing Downhill Fast, See You Later

Ski Ya Later! Greeting Card

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Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Cotton Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Two Cotton Buds In Love, Married Two Years

Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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I Regret To Inform You That Your Twenties Have Now Expired Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Thirtieth Birthday Card or Thirty Year Old, 30th, 30

I Regret To Inform You That Your Twenties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Sushi Print Greeting Card | Different Sushi Bites Print Birthday Card, Salmon, Prawn, California Roll, Nigiri, Sashimi, Maki, Tuna Roll

Happy Birthday Sushi Print Greeting Card

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