Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Now Act Surprised You Had No Idea This Was Coming! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Be My Bridesmaid Card, Bridal Party Card

Now Act Surprised You Had No Idea This Was Coming! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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Muchas Gracias Greeting Card | Llama Doodle, Spanish Thank You Card, Thanks, Llama In A Sombrero

Muchas Gracias Greeting Card

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You're Leaving Baaaaa For Now! Greeting Card | Funny Sheep Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Bye For Now, Sheep Waving Goodbye

You're Leaving Baaaaa For Now! Greeting Card

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Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card | Deadpan Thank You Card, Profanity Thank You Card, Funny Thank You Card, Monochrome

Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card

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Time To Par-Tee Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Birthday Card, Golfer With Pint Of Beer, Card For Golfer, Let's Celebrate, Congratulations

Time To Par-Tee Greeting Card

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Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Thank You Card For Friend, Parent, Partner

Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Dad Greeting Card | Weed Joke Father's Day Card For Father, Him, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Dad Greeting Card

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11 Years And I Steel Love You Greeting Card | Funny Pun, Steel, Eleventh Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Steel Horse Shoe And Love Hearts

11 Years And I Steel Love You Greeting Card

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Have A Golden Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Golden Retriever Pun Birthday Card For Dog Owner, Golden Retriever In Party Hat, Labrador

Have A Golden Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Ice Hockey Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Ice Hockey Player, Hockey Player On Ice Chasing Puck, IIHF, Hockey Stick

Happy Birthday Ice Hockey Greeting Card

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Ivory Much Love You Happy 14th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Ivory, Fourteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Elephants In Love, Love Heart

Ivory Much Love You Happy 14th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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You're Engayged Greeting Card | Funny Gay Engagement Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, You're Engaged Card, Grooms

You're Engayged Greeting Card

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Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Colleagues Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, New Job, Good Luck

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Colleagues Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bee Keeping Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Beekeeper, Beekeeper In Bee Suit Holding Honeycomb, Honey Bees, Bee Hive

Happy Birthday Bee Keeping Greeting Card

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Mr And Mr Greeting Card | Cute Gay Wedding Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Just Married Card, Two Grooms Holding Hands

Mr And Mr Greeting Card

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Muchas Gracias. Greeting Card | Spanish Thank You Card, Thanks, Gratitude, Grateful

Muchas Gracias. Greeting Card

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I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Birthday Card For Mum Or Dad, Age Joke, Getting Older, Funny, You're Old

I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card

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Happy Father's Day Fish And Chips In Newspaper Print Greeting Card | Chips Wrapped Up In Newspaper Illustration Father's Day Card For Dad, Chippy

Happy Father's Day Fish And Chips In Newspaper Print Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

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Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Cannabis Pun Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Older But Wiser, Stoned Weed Bud, Hash, Marijuana, Pot

Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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You've Heard One Rugby Pun... You've Heard A Maul. Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Greeting Card For Rugby Player, Rugy Fan, Hand Illustrated Rugby Maul

You've Heard One Rugby Pun... You've Heard A Maul. Greeting Card

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Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card, Friendship Card For Stoner, Cannabis Smoker, Hash, Marijuana, Ganja, Pot

Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card

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You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card For New Parents, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card In Orange For Parent, Husband Or Wife

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made. Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt You're Getting Old Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt You're Getting Old Greeting Card

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Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Salt Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Salt Shakers In Love, Married Eight Years

Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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