Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Hinge, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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You're Engayged Greeting Card | Funny Gay Engagement Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, You're Engaged Card, Grooms

You're Engayged Greeting Card

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50 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Age Card

50 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

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Walkers Don't Get Old... They Just Ramble On Greeting Card | Funny Walking Pun Birthday Card For Walker, Rambler, Couple Hiking Up Hill

Walkers Don't Get Old... They Just Ramble On Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card In Blue For Twin, Sibling, Brother

Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card

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I'm So A-tractored To You Greeting Card | Tractor Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, So Attracted To You, Flirty, Sexy Looking Tractor

I'm So A-tractored To You Greeting Card

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Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card | Happy Cat Congratulations Card, Well Done, Hats Off To You, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Promotion

Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card

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Shorty It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Birthday Card For Short Friend, Gnome Doodle

Shorty It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card | Deadpan Divorce Card, Dry Humour Break-Up Card, Monochrome, Sympathy

Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card

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Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Can't Be Bothered Birthday Card, Lazy Card Joke

Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Wedding, Champagne Doodle

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card | Funny, Ski Pun Birthday Card, Skier Drinking A Glass Of Red Wine, Let's Get Pissed

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Piste! Greeting Card

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You Really Are A Massive Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Greeting Card, Funny Greeting Card, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Greeting Card

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Birthday Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Vibrator Pun Birthday Card, Colourful Dildos Illustration, Different Vibrators Print

Birthday Vibes Greeting Card

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Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Chelsea Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get On The Gear. Greeting Card | Funny Cocaine Pun Birthday Card, Group Of Peopl Balancing On A Gear, Cog, Cocaine, Coke

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get On The Gear. Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card | Funny, Football Joke Valentine's Card For Goal Keeper, Footie, Premier League, FPL

Happy Valentine's You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card

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You Make Me Wet Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

You Make Me Wet Greeting Card

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Bugger. Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card In Green, Profanity, Sorry, Apologies

Bugger. Greeting Card

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I Whaley Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentines Card, Love, Blue Whale In A Party Hat With Confetti

I Whaley Love You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Aquarius Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Aquarius, Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Aquarius Greeting Card

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I Know Where You Live Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Weight Lifting Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Weight Lifter, Weight Lifter Lifting Heavy Weights With Heart And Arrow Tattoo

Happy Birthday Weight Lifting Greeting Card

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One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Funny Valentines Card, Love, Monochrome

One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card

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