Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Cat Owners, Funny Card For Cat Owners

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Strong Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Naked Man Birthday Card, Tattooed Man Card, Buff Man Card, Gay Birthday Card, LGBT Card

Strong Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Merci Greeting Card | Poodle Doodle Thank You Card, French Thank You Card, Funny Thank You Card

Merci Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Funny Sorry Card

Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Shrimply The Best Greeting Card | Funny Friendship Card, Funny BFF Card, Punny Card

Shrimply The Best Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Father’s Day You Absolute Tool Greeting Card | Rude Card For Dad, Rude Card For Father, Father's Day Card

Happy Father’s Day You Absolute Tool Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happiest Of Birthdays To The Biggest Cunt Out There Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card, Cunt Birthday Card

Happiest Of Birthdays To The Biggest Cunt Out There Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card, Knights Templar Greeting Card For Stoner, Greeting Card For Weed Smoker

Knights Hemplar Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our range of pun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Obligatory Father's Day Card. Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card, Dry Humour Father's Day Card

Obligatory Father's Day Card. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday Bud Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card, Birthday Card For Stoner, Birthday Card For Weed Smoker

Happy Birthday Bud Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card | Deadpan Wedding Card, Deadpan First Home Together Card

Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You're Dumped Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card, Rude Break Up Card

You're Dumped Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Line Drawing Greeting Card

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.00
Now We're Even Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Deadpan Thank You Card

Now We're Even Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Birthday Bitch Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card

Birthday Bitch Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Parent, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Husband, For Wife

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Some People Will Do Anything For Time Off Work Greeting Card | Funny Get Well Soon Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card

Some People Will Do Anything For Time Off Work Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
#congrats Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Offensive Congratulations Card

#congrats Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Willy Word Art Greeting Card | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong

Willy Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.00

Make them smile with our willy word art greeting card.

from £3.00
Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card, Cunt Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Welcome To The World Wrinkly Alien Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Baby Card

Welcome To The World Wrinkly Alien Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
42% Of Marriages End In Divorce. Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Deadpan Engagement Card

42% Of Marriages End In Divorce. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You Try Hard! Greeting Card | Funny Graduation Card, Rugby Pun Congratulations Card, For Rugby Player

You Try Hard! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Nice Beaver Greeting Card | Funny Valentines Card For Her, Punny Love Card For Her, Punny Card

Nice Beaver Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Deadpan Christmas Card

Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Mum You’re A Ginspiration Greeting Card | Funny Card For Mum, Thank You Card For Mum, Funny Card For Mother, Mother's Day Card

Mum You’re A Ginspiration Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You Are Old As Fuck Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card

You Are Old As Fuck Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card | Deadpan New Year Card, Funny Happy New Year Card

Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00