Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Ivory Much Love You Happy 14th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Ivory, Fourteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Elephants In Love, Love Heart

Ivory Much Love You Happy 14th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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I Love You Sodium Much Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Salt, Seventh Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Salt Shaker And Love Hearts

I Love You Sodium Much Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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What Wood I Do Without You Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Wood, Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Tree Stumps With Love Hearts

What Wood I Do Without You Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Salt Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Salt Shakers In Love, Married Eight Years

Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary I Still Wood Greeting Card | Funny Fifth Anniversary Card Husband Or Wife, Wood Anniversary, I Still Would, Married 5 Years

Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary I Still Wood Greeting Card

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Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Tin Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Two Tin Cans In Love, Married Ten Years

Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy 4th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Linen Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Wash Basket With Heart, Married Four Years

Happy 4th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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I Wool Always Love You Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Seventh Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Ram And Sheep Humping

I Wool Always Love You Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Engagement Card, Marriage, Getting Married, Hen Do, Stag Party

Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card

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Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Wool Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Woolly Mammoths In Love, Married Seven Years

Happy 7th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Mr And Mr Greeting Card | Cute Gay Wedding Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Just Married Card, Two Grooms Holding Hands

Mr And Mr Greeting Card

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Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Leather, Third Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Man In Leather Bondage Suit, Gimp Suit, BDSM Joke

Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Cotton Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Two Cotton Buds In Love, Married Two Years

Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Engagement Card For Bride, Hen Do, Marriage

Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Wedding, Champagne Doodle

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card

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Now Act Surprised You Had No Idea This Was Coming! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Be My Bridesmaid Card, Bridal Party Card

Now Act Surprised You Had No Idea This Was Coming! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny Twenty Fifth Anniversary Card Husband Or Wife, Silver Anniversary, Married 25 Years, Silverback Gorillas

Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Best Man Greeting Card | Funny Will You Be My Best Man Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Best Man Greeting Card

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Happy 15th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Crystal Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Two Champage Flutes In Love, Married Fifteen Years

Happy 15th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Congratulations It's All Downhill From Here Greeting Card | Funny Engagement Card, Bride And Groom Skiing Downhill, Wedding, Getting Married, Marriage

Congratulations It's All Downhill From Here Greeting Card

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Mrs And Mrs Greeting Card | Cute Wedding Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Just Married Card, Two Brides Holding Hands

Mrs And Mrs Greeting Card

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Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Wedding Card, Congratulations, Just Married, For Bride & Groom

Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card

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Wedding Wankers Greeting Card | Rude Wedding Card, Offensive Getting Married Card, Bride And Groom

Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Groomsman Greeting Card | Funny Will You Be My Groomsman Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis

Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Groomsman Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card | Deadpan Wedding Card, Deadpan First Home Together Card

Congratulations You Have Entered A Legal Contract Together Greeting Card

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You're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Golden Anniversary, Gold Bars In Love, For Grandparents, Married Fifty Years

You're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Paper Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Two Loo Rolls In Love, Married One Year

Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Bit Much Just To Get Out Of Your Own Wedding Greeting Card | Cancelled Wedding Card, Rescheduled Wedding Card

Bit Much Just To Get Out Of Your Own Wedding Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

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We're On A Roll Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Paper, First Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Bride + Groom On Loo Roll, Toilet Roll

We're On A Roll Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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Today Should Be Your Wedding Day But It's Not Greeting Card | Cancelled Wedding Card, Rescheduled Wedding Card

Today Should Be Your Wedding Day But It's Not Greeting Card

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Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Funny Wedding Card, Just Married, Engagement, Champagne, Congratulations

Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

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Life Without You Would Be Un-chair-able. Happy 17th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Furniture, Seventeenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife

Life Without You Would Be Un-chair-able. Happy 17th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Fine Art Fifth Anniversary Card Husband Or Wife, Wood Anniversary, I Still Wood, Married 5 Years

Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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