Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.

from £3.00
Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card In Pink For Twin, Sibling, Sister

Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, New Job

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Happy Birthday Aries Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Aries, Aries Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Aries Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Judas Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Good Luck, New Job, Traitor

Judas Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Happy Birthday Womb Mate Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Twin, Funny Twin Birthday Card, Sibling

Happy Birthday Womb Mate Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Salt Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Salt Shakers In Love, Married Eight Years

Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty First Birthday Card For Thirty One Year Old, 31st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Let Me Be Blunt You're Getting Old Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt You're Getting Old Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Level 30 Unlocked Greeting Card | 30th Birthday Card For Gamer, Thirtieth, Thirty Year Old, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Level 30 Unlocked Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Happy Birthday Theatre Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Theatre Goer, Musical Theatre, Actor, Broadway, West End, Shakespeare On Stage, Show

Happy Birthday Theatre Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Yoga Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Yoga Man In Warrior One Birthday Card For Him, Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card | Deadpan Thank You Card, Profanity Thank You Card, Funny Thank You Card, Monochrome

Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Family

Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Happy Birthday Sagittarius Greeting Card | Astrology Birthday Card For Sagittarius, Constellation, Star Sign, Astro, Sun Sign, Astrological Sign, Horoscope

Happy Birthday Sagittarius Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Happy Birthday Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Friend, Kitten, Cats

Happy Birthday Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Bon Voyage. Greeting Card | French You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Good Luck On Your Travels, Blue

Bon Voyage. Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Bon Anniversaire Greeting Card | Funny, French Bulldog Birthday Card For Dog Owner, French Bulldog With Moustache In A Beret With Snails

Bon Anniversaire Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Level Up It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Gamer, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Level Up It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Best Buds Greeting Card | Weed Best Friend Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, BFF, Bestie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Best Buds Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Happy Birthday Gardening Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Gardener, Gardener Pushing Wheelbarrow With Gnome, Watering Can, Flowers, Seedlings

Happy Birthday Gardening Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
It's Your Birthday Everything Else Is Irrelephant Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Elephant Pun Birthday Card, Elephant In A Party Hat

It's Your Birthday Everything Else Is Irrelephant Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Second Birthday Card For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Fuck You're Old Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, Old Age Joke Birthday Card

Fuck You're Old Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Drum Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover

Drum Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
It's Your Birthday... Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Birthday Card, Crab On A Deckchair With Champagne, Have A Fabulous Day

It's Your Birthday... Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00