Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Best Buds Greeting Card | Weed Best Friend Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, BFF, Bestie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Best Buds Greeting Card

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Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Womb Mate Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Twin, Funny Twin Birthday Card, Sibling

Happy Birthday Womb Mate Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card In Orange For Parent, Husband Or Wife

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Mountain Biking Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Moutain Biker, Determined Mountain Biker Riding Bike Along Trail, Off Road,

Happy Birthday Mountain Biking Greeting Card

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Yoga Woman Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Yoga Woman In Lotus Pose Birthday Card For Her, Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Woman Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Hinge, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Chess Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Chess Player, Board Game, Player Knocking Over Queen With King, Check Mate, Chess Board

Happy Birthday Chess Greeting Card

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I Know Where You Live Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Well Done Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Congratulations, Musical Note Celebrating In Party Hats

Just A Note To Say Well Done Greeting Card

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Level 30 Unlocked Greeting Card | 30th Birthday Card For Gamer, Thirtieth, Thirty Year Old, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Level 30 Unlocked Greeting Card

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Judas Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Good Luck, New Job, Traitor

Judas Greeting Card

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Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Cotton Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Two Cotton Buds In Love, Married Two Years

Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Hay Girl, Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Horse Pun Birthday Card, Flirty Horse In A Party Hat, Pony, Equestrian Birthday Card

Hay Girl, Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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I Believe In You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Alien Good Luck Card, Alien Sitting On UFO Holding Good Luck Sign, Flying Saucer

I Believe In You Greeting Card

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Yoga Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Yoga Man In Warrior One Birthday Card For Him, Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity, Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Red Head

Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card

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Time To Par-Tee Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Birthday Card, Golfer With Pint Of Beer, Card For Golfer, Let's Celebrate, Congratulations

Time To Par-Tee Greeting Card

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Llamaste Greeting Card | Llama Doing Yoga In Cow Pose Pun Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Llamaste Greeting Card

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Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Family

Obligatory Birthday Card. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bud Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Happy Birthday Bud Greeting Card

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Zeus Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Buff Zeus With Lightning Bolt Birthday Card For Him, Friend, Greek Mythology, God Of Thunder

Zeus Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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