Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Wedding Card, Funny Engagement Card, Moving In Together

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card

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Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Salt Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Salt Shakers In Love, Married Eight Years

Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Break Up, Divorce, It'll Be Ok, Optimistic

Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card | Funny, Football Joke Anniversary Card For Goal Keeper, Footie, Premier League, FPL

Happy Anniversary You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card

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Sashay Away Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured You're Leaving Card, Going Away, LGBTQ+, Good Luck, Goodbye

Sashay Away Greeting Card

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Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny Twenty Fifth Anniversary Card Husband Or Wife, Silver Anniversary, Married 25 Years, Silverback Gorillas

Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card, Friendship Card For Stoner, Cannabis Smoker, Hash, Marijuana, Ganja, Pot

Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card

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Have A Knockout Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Boxing Pun Birthday Card, Boxer Knocking Out Other Boxer, KO, Box, UFC, MMA

Have A Knockout Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Photography Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Photographer, Photographer Shooting Photos Of Bird, Studio Lighting, Flash

Happy Birthday Photography Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Backgammon Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Backgammon Player, Board Game, Backgammon Board, Ace Point, Dice, Die, Checker

Happy Birthday Backgammon Greeting Card

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Santa Claws Greeting Card | Funny Lobster In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Santa Clause, Lobster Claw Pun

Santa Claws Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

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Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes, Colours And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card

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I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry Looking Otter Illustration, Otter Pun

I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Hiking Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Hiker, Couple Hiking Up Mountain, Walking, Climbing, Rambling, Scrambling, Outdoors

Happy Birthday Hiking Greeting Card

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Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, Funny New Job Card For Coworker, Child Moving Out Card

Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Squash Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Squash Player, Couple Playing Squash, Racket And Ball Sport, WSF, Indoor Racket Game

Happy Birthday Squash Greeting Card

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Life Be-gins At 40 Greeting Card | Funny 40th, Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Gin Pun, Happy Gin Bottle, Life Begins At 40

Life Be-gins At 40 Greeting Card

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You Really Are A Massive Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Greeting Card, Funny Greeting Card, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card

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22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Second Birthday Card For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Have A Wheely Good Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Joke Bike Wheel Pun Birthday Card For Cyclist, Victorian Man On A Penny Farthing

Have A Wheely Good Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple In A Jacuzzi

Happy Anniversary Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card

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