Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Let's Play With Each Other Greeting Card | Funny Love Card For Gamers, Rude Anniversary Card For Gamers

Let's Play With Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You're The Breast Illustrated Greeting Card | Boob Print Birthday Card, Boob Illustration Card, Abstract Nude Card, LGBT Card

You're The Breast Illustrated Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Butch Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians

Butch Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.00
Dirty Thirty. Greeting Card | Thirtieth Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card, Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old

Dirty Thirty. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Arsenal Fan, Rude Football Birthday Card

Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Sashay Away Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured You're Leaving Card, Going Away Card, Funny Leaving Card

Sashay Away Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Deadpan Leaving Card

You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
50 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Fiftieth Birthday Card, Profanity Birthday Card, Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old

50 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Wind In The Willies Greeting Card | Funny Greeting Card, Funny Literary Card, Funny Literature Card, Wind In The Willows Card

Wind In The Willies Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of literary inspired greeting cards.

from £3.00
Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card | Funny RSVP Card, Funny RSVP Wedding Card

Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Play Your Cards Right And You May Be The Ace In The Hole Greeting Card | Funny Love Card For Poker Player, Rude Anniversary Card For Poker Player

Play Your Cards Right And You May Be The Ace In The Hole Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Wedding Card, Funny Wedding Card

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Bear Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men

Bear Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.00
Boobs Word Art Greeting Card | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers

Boobs Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.00

Make them smile with our boob vocab greeting card. 

from £3.00
I Acknowledge That You Are One Year Older Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Birthday Card

I Acknowledge That You Are One Year Older Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Lesbian, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card, Birthday Card For Her

Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Fucking New Year. Greeting Card | Offensive New Year Card, Rude Happy New Year Card

Happy Fucking New Year. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You're Dope Greeting Card | Well Done Card For Stoner, Birthday Card For Stoner, Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Well Done Card For Weed Smoker

You're Dope Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Greeting Card | Nude Line Drawing Greeting Card

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.00
You're My Favourite Tart Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Her, Funny Friendship Card

You're My Favourite Tart Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Big Gay Day. Greeting Card | Funny Gay Wedding Card, Funny LGBT Wedding Card

Big Gay Day. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
RIP To Your Forties Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Birthday Card, Fiftieth Birthday Card

RIP To Your Forties Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Colourful Blunt Birthday Card, Fortieth Birthday Card

Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00