Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Allotment Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Gardener, Allotment Owner, Garden, Gardening Tools, Veggies, Plants

Allotment Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Wishing You A Forking Good Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Gardening Pun, Allotment, Garden

Wishing You A Forking Good Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Gardening Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Gardener, Gardener Pushing Wheelbarrow With Gnome, Watering Can, Flowers, Seedlings

Happy Birthday Gardening Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Wishing You A Forking Good Time Greeting Card | Funny Leaving Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Going Away Travelling, Gardening Pun

Wishing You A Forking Good Time Greeting Card

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Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Be My Valentine

Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card

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The Names Bong, James Bong Greeting Card | Funny Weed Pun Card For James Bond Fan, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Friend, 007 Cannabis Pun, Marijuana, Rasta

The Names Bong, James Bong Greeting Card

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Let's Fork Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Let's Fuck, Gardening Pun

Let's Fork Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Fork Buddies Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Valentines

Fork Buddies Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Have A Jammin' Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Weed Birthday Card For Friend, Cannabis, Marijuana, Rasta Dancing, Rastafarian

Have A Jammin' Birthday Greeting Card

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Weed Everyday Greeting Card | Funny Weed Pun Card For Gardener, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Friend, Gardening Cannabis Pun, Marijuana

Weed Everyday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Love My Hose And Dirty Britches Greeting Card | Funny Hoes And Dirty Bitches Card For Gardener, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Friend, Gardening Pun

I Love My Hose And Dirty Britches Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Nothing Like A Good Yank On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Wank Pun Card For Gardener, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Gardening Pun

Nothing Like A Good Yank On Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99