Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

You're The Breast Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Rude Thanks, Boobs, You're The Best

You're The Breast Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
You're Engayged Greeting Card | Funny Gay Engagement Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, You're Engaged Card, Grooms

You're Engayged Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes, Colours And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Her, Daughter, Friend, Gay Man, 40th

Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Strong Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Naked Man Birthday Card, Tattooed Man Card, Buff Man Card, Birthday Card For Gay Man, LGBTQ+ Card

Strong Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Mr And Mr Greeting Card | Cute Gay Wedding Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Just Married Card, Two Grooms Holding Hands

Mr And Mr Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Her, Mum, Mother, Friend, Gay Man, 50th

Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Jump Up On Your Birthday Naked Man Greeting Card | Nude Birthday Card, Naked Man Jumping Birthday Card, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Gay Man

Jump Up On Your Birthday Naked Man Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Sashay Away Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured You're Leaving Card, Going Away, LGBTQ+, Good Luck, Goodbye

Sashay Away Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Naked Man Birthday Suit Greeting Card | Naked Man Birthday Card, Strong Man Card, Buff Man Card, Birthday Card For Gay Man, LGBTQ+ Card

Naked Man Birthday Suit Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
New Boobs Illustration Greeting Card | Boob Print Greeting Card, Different Shaped Breasts Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+, Boob Job

New Boobs Illustration Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday Cheeky Illustrated Greeting Card | Bum Print Birthday Card, Different Shaped Bottoms Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday Cheeky Illustrated Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
New Boobs Greeting Card | Funny Boob Job Card, Breast Reduction Card, Breast Enlargement Card, Breasts, Boob Job

New Boobs Greeting Card

from £3.00

Celebrate the twins with our New Boobs greeting card.

from £3.00
Lesbihonest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card | Engagement Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Two Brides Holding Hands

Lesbihonest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday Bums Illustration Pink Greeting Card | Bottoms In Different Shapes And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday Bums Illustration Pink Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Merman Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Merman Birthday Card For Him, For Friend, LGBTQ+, Neptune, Poseidon, God Of Sea

Merman Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Bearded Man In Boxers Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Naked Man Birthday Card, Strong Man Card, Buff Man Card, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Gay Man

Bearded Man In Boxers Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, LGBT, Sexy Santa With Sack Of Presents

Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Mrs And Mrs Greeting Card | Cute Wedding Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Just Married Card, Two Brides Holding Hands

Mrs And Mrs Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday You Old Tart Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card, Offensive Old Age Joke Birthday Card, Tart Doodle, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday You Old Tart Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Joke Christmas Card, LGBT, Gingerbread Man Dancing On Candy Cane

Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
You're My Favourite Tart Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card For Her, Friendship, Jam Tart Doodle, LGBTQ+, Best Friend, BFF, Bestie

You're My Favourite Tart Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Yas Mama Greeting Card | Yas Mama Birthday Card, LGBTQ+ Greeting Card, Friendship Card For Her, Well Done Card For Her, Card For New Mum

Yas Mama Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Bum Print

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.00
Penis Print Greeting Card | Funny Hen Do Card, LGBTQ+ Card, Penis Illustration Card, Willy Print

Penis Print Greeting Card

from £3.00

Make them smile with our penis print greeting card.

from £3.00
Twink Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Twink Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.00