Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes, Colours And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card

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So Fetch Greeting Card | So Fetch Birthday Card, LGBTQ+ Greeting Card, Friendship Card For Her, Movie Quote

So Fetch Greeting Card

from £3.00

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You're Engayged Greeting Card | Funny Gay Engagement Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, You're Engaged Card, Grooms

You're Engayged Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Birthday Bitch. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birthday Card For Her, Friend, LGBTQ+

Birthday Bitch. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Her, Mum, Mother, Friend, Gay Man, 50th

Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

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You're The Breast Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Rude Thanks, Boobs, You're The Best

You're The Breast Greeting Card

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Big Gay Day. Greeting Card | Funny Gay Wedding Card For Gay, Lesbian Or Queer Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+

Big Gay Day. Greeting Card

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High Maintenance Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, LGBTQ+, Empowerment, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Pot, Hash

High Maintenance Greeting Card

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Sexy Snowman Seasons Greetings Greeting Card | Sexy Snowman Christmas Card, Snowman Laying Down With Drink, LGBT

Sexy Snowman Seasons Greetings Greeting Card

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Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Tree Decorated With Dicks And Boobs Christmas Card, LGBT

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Greeting Card

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Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Nude Woman Christmas Card, Nude Woman Skier In Santa Hat Christmas Card, LGBT

Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas Greeting Card

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Naked Man With Santa Hat Seasons Greetings Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, LGBT, Nude Man In Santa Hat Holding Present

Naked Man In Santa Hat Seasons Greetings Greeting Card

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Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, LGBT, Sexy Santa With Sack Of Presents

Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Birthday Card For Lesbian, LGBTQ+, For Her

Happy Birthday Rug Muncher. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Blow Job Queen. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Gay Man, LGBTQ+, For Her, For Him, For Girlfriend

Happy Birthday Blow Job Queen. Greeting Card

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Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Sexy Girl Santa Pole Dancing On A Candy Cane Christmas Card, Mrs Clause, LGBT

Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Joke Christmas Card, LGBT, Gingerbread Man Dancing On Candy Cane

Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card | Deadpan, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Friend

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Lesbian Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bums Illustration Pink Greeting Card | Bottoms In Different Shapes And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday Bums Illustration Pink Greeting Card

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Tit's Your Birthday Pink Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Pink Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Abstract Nude Men And Women Greeting Card | Naked Marching Men And Women Print Birthday Card, Nudity, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday Abstract Nude Men And Women Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bathing Men Greeting Card | Buff Men In Speedos Bathing Birthday Card, Nudity, LGBTQ+, Art Deco, Retro

Happy Birthday Bathing Men Greeting Card

from £3.00

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