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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Chelsea Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
World's Dopest Brother Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Brother, Sibling, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Brother Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Go Wild! It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card, Tarzan, Jungle

Go Wild! It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You’re My Lobster Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card, Love, Lobster Doodle, Friends Quote, Mate For Life

You’re My Lobster Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Muffin Without You Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card, For Him, For Her, Nothing Without You, Muffin Doodle

I'm Muffin Without You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
This Is A Manly Man's Apron Apron | Funny Mens Apron For Husband, Boyfriend, Son, Dad, BBQ Apron, Grill

This Is A Manly Man's Apron Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Stoned Age Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Caveman, Stone Age Pun

Stoned Age Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Santa Clause Joke

Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card, Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity

You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Cheeky Illustrated Greeting Card | Bum Print Birthday Card, Different Shaped Bottoms Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday Cheeky Illustrated Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Magnet | Funny, Rude Fridge Magnet, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Dog Owner, Black And White, Monochrome, Profanity

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card | Funny Thanks For Being There Card For Friend, Parent, Partner, Colleague, Boss, Teacher

Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Baby Shower Greeting Card | Funny, Babies Falling Out Of A Shower Baby Shower Baby Card, Having A Baby Card, Pregnancy

Happy Baby Shower Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Knitmas Greeting Card | Happy Knitting Wool Balls With Holy, Funny Knitting  Pun Merry Christmas Card For Knitter

Merry Knitmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nobody Likes A Tory Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Politics Joke, Conservative Party, Tory Scum, Rich, Toff, Posh

Nobody Likes A Tory Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Scotch Egg Print Mug | Scotch Egg Pattern Coffee Mug, Scotch Egg Illustration, Scotch Eggs, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Scotch Egg Print Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card | Happy Cat Congratulations Card, Well Done, Hats Off To You, Graduation, Passed Exams, New Job, Promotion

Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Valentine's Naked Couple Sunbathing Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple On A Beach Card

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple Sunbathing Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Ruck Me Maul Me Make Me Scrum Mug | Funny Rugby Sex Joke, Valentines Gift For Rugby Player, Enthusiast, Fan, Six Nations, Anniversary

Ruck Me Maul Me Make Me Scrum Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Wishing You A Forking Good Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Gardening Pun, Allotment, Garden

Wishing You A Forking Good Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twentieth Birthday Card For Twenty Year Old, 20th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Horse Riding Wanker Mug | Lady Riding A Horse Ceramic Mug, Horse Girl, Gift For Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Prose Before Hoes A5 Notebook | Shakespeare Joke Gift, Bard, Bros Before Hoes, Friendship, Literature, Funny Literary Pun, Diary, For Writer, Reader

Prose Before Hoes A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
You're My Ride Or Die. Mug | Gift For Best Friend, Soul Mate, Pink BFF Mug, BFFL, Besties

You're My Ride Or Die. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Wedding Card, Congratulations, Just Married, For Bride & Groom

Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Inuendo Christmas Card For Him, Sex Joke Xmas Card

May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Gym Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains

Gym Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Penis Print Cushion | Abstract Nude Willy Cushion, Feminist, Line Drawing Dicks, LGBTQ+

Penis Print Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Penis's Tucked Up In A Blanket, Willies In Bed, Pigs In Blankets Pun

Dicks In Blankets Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Eat Sleep Game Repeat Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Gamer, Gaming Obsessed, Games Enthusiast

Eat Sleep Game Repeat Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Freshly Baked Mug | Weed Mug For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Freshly Baked Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Fancy It? Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Anniversary Card, Sex Hand Gesture Doodle

Fancy It? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Well Done Smart Arse Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Rude Well Done Card, Rude New Job Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Bottom Doodle

Well Done Smart Arse Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Analversary Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Adult Humour Anniversary Card, Botoom Doodle, Anal Joke

Happy Analversary Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99