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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card | Funny Thanks For Being There Card For Friend, Parent, Partner, Colleague, Boss, Teacher

Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card | Scotch Egg Illustration Birthday Card, Scotch Eggs, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Happy Birthday Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Sir Snore A Lot Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Partner, Man In Bed Snoring Loudly, Person Who Snores

Happy Birthday Sir Snore A Lot Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Birthday Card For Beer Drinker, Older But Wiser, Beer Bottle In Glasses With White Beard

Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're How Old?? Yoga'tta Be Kidding Me! Greeting Card | Yoga Woman In Tree Pose Birthday Card For Her, Yogi, Yoga Pun, Namaste, Meditation, Age Joke

You're How Old?? Yoga'tta Be Kidding Me! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Wishing You A Forking Good Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Gardening Pun, Allotment, Garden

Wishing You A Forking Good Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
32 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Second Birthday Card For Thirty Two Year Old, 32nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

32 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fourth Birthday Card For Twenty Four Year Old, 24th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twentieth Birthday Card For Twenty Year Old, 20th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
No Shit Sherlock A5 Notebook | Sherlock Holmes Joke Gift, Mystery, Crime Solving, Literature, Funny Pun Journal, Diary, For Reader, Detective

No Shit Sherlock A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Fantasy Football Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Fantasy Football Player, Funny Football Card, FPL, Gaming

Fantasy Football Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Wake And Bake Mug | Weed Mug, Stoner, Gift For Weed Smokers, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Dope, Ganja, Pot

Wake And Bake Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
21 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty First Birthday Gift For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
You're Dope Mug | Funny Gift For Weed Smokers, Stoners, Weed, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Dope, Pot, Mary J

You're Dope Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Caravan Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your New Home Is Haunted Mug | Funny New Home Gift, Housewarming, Haunted House, Monochrome

Your New Home Is Haunted Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Groomsman Greeting Card | Funny Will You Be My Groomsman Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis

Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Groomsman Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Stoned Age Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Caveman, Stone Age Pun

Stoned Age Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card, Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity

You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Boobs A5 Notebook | Monochrome Boob Print Journal, Rude Notepad, Abstract Nude Notebook, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Boobs A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Your New Home Is Haunted Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card, Haunted House

Your New Home Is Haunted Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Vagina Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Fanny, Beaver, Snatch

Vagina Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Plank You Very Much! Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Yogi In Plank Position, Yoga, Pilates, Thanks, Cheers, For Him, Thank You Very Much

Plank You Very Much! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Hap-pee Birthday!! Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Banter Birthday Card, Man Peeing, Urinating, Weeing

Hap-pee Birthday!! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Have A Jammin' Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Weed Birthday Card For Friend, Cannabis, Marijuana, Rasta Dancing, Rastafarian

Have A Jammin' Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Another Year Older, Another Hair To Pluck From Your Chin Greeting Card | Funny Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Friend, Grandma, Getting Old, Chin Hair

Another Year Older, Another Hair To Pluck From Your Chin Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Darts Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Darts Player, Bullseye, Man Playing Darts, WDF, 180, Pub Games, Pub Sports

Happy Birthday Darts Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Basketball Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Basketball Player, Baskertballer Shooting The Ball Into The Hoops, B-Ball, Baller

Happy Birthday Basketball Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Gardening Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Gardener, Gardener Pushing Wheelbarrow With Gnome, Watering Can, Flowers, Seedlings

Happy Birthday Gardening Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Bowling Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Bowler, Bowler Knocking Down All Pins, Strike, Bowling Lane, Spare, Split, Bowling Ball

Happy Birthday Bowling Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm So A-tractored To You Greeting Card | Tractor Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, So Attracted To You, Flirty, Sexy Looking Tractor

I'm So A-tractored To You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
The Rules Are Simple... Have A Great Birthday Greeting Card | Lockdown Joke Happy Birthday Card, Politics, Boris Johnson, Press Conference Illustration

The Rules Are Simple... Have A Great Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Parent, Grandparent, Friend, Sibling, Man With No Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday! This Was The Cheesiest Card I Could Find Greeting Card | Funny, Cheesy Birthday Card, Diferrent Cheeses, Mozzarella, Feta, Cheddar

Happy Birthday! This Was The Cheesiest Card I Could Find Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Wu-Tang Clam! Mug | Funny Clam Pun Gift For Gangster Rap Lover, Ganster Clam In Cap And Gold Dollar Sign Chain, Shellfish, 90s Rap Lover

Wu-Tang Clam! Mug

£11.95

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£11.95