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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Salt Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Salt Shakers In Love, Married Eight Years

Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Bear A5 Notebook | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Journal, Pop Art

Bear A5 Notebook

£9.25

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired notebooks.

£9.25
Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card, Friendship Card For Stoner, Cannabis Smoker, Hash, Marijuana, Ganja, Pot

Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
So Fetch Greeting Card | So Fetch Birthday Card, LGBTQ+ Greeting Card, Friendship Card For Her, Movie Quote

So Fetch Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Abstract Boobs A5 Notebook | Coloured Boob Print Journal, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs A5 Notebook

£9.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£9.25
You're The Breast Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Rude Thanks, Boobs, You're The Best

You're The Breast Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Guitar Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Guitar Wanker A5 Notebook

£9.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£9.25
Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Profanity

Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Guitar Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover

Guitar Wanker Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Family, Deadpan Birthday Card

Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Abstract Nude Men And Women Mug | Naked Marching Men And Women Illustration, LGBT Gifts

Abstract Nude Men And Women Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
Lick Me Till Ice Cream Mug | Rude, Punny Gift For Boyfriend, Ice Cream Doodle, Lick Me Till I Scream

Lick Me Till Ice Cream Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
Fancy It? Mug | Rude Gift For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Valentines, Anniversary, Sex Joke

Fancy It? Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
Boobs Illustration Pink Mug | Different Shaped Breasts Illustration, LGBT Gift, Pink, Female Empowerment

Boobs Illustration Pink Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
Let's Scissor Sticker | LGBTQ+, LGBT Gifts For Lesbians, Pop Art, Pink, Green

Let's Scissor Sticker

£2.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65
Never Mind How I Find Salmon Like Youuuuu! Greeting Card | Funny Salmon Pun Card, Salmon In Bow Tie Playing Piano And Singing, Love, Friendship

Never Mind How I Find Salmon Like Youuuuu! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Shrimply The Best Apron | Funny Food Pun Apron For Friend, Shrimp, Prawn, Simply The Best

Shrimply The Best Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity Gift For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Kittens

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity Gift For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppies

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Best Buds Mug | Funny Gift For Weed Smokers, Bestie Stoners, BFF, Best Friend, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Dope, Ganja

Best Buds Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Bums Illustration Pink Mug | Different Shaped Bottoms Illustration, LGBT Gift, Pink, Female Empowerment

Bums Illustration Pink Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
You're Dope Mug | Funny Gift For Weed Smokers, Stoners, Weed, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Dope, Pot, Mary J

You're Dope Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Him, Dad, Friend, Husband, Drooping Balls

Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
40 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Age Card, For Brother, Friend

40 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Crazy Cat Lady  Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Cat Lover, Owner, Kittens, Cats Doodle

Crazy Cat Lady Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
You're My Favourite Tart Mug | Funny, Rude Gift For Her, LGBTQ+, Tart Doodle

You're My Favourite Tart Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
I Love Your Cock Mug | Rude, Punny Gift For Him, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle, Penis Pun

I Love Your Cock Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
Crazy Cat Lady  Greeting Card | Funny Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Cats, Kittens

Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00