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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Best Buds Greeting Card | Weed Best Friend Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, BFF, Bestie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Best Buds Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
On Wednesdays We Wear Pink Mug | Funny Gift For Friend, Movie Quote Mug, Groovy Seventies Style Font

On Wednesdays We Wear Pink Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Yoga Woman Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Yoga Woman In Lotus Pose Birthday Card For Her, Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Woman Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Thank You Card For Friend, Parent, Partner

Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Yoga Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Yoga Man In Warrior One Birthday Card For Him, Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Thanks For Helping Meow't Greeting Card | Happy Cat Thank You Card, For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Kitten, Thanks For Helping Me Out

Thanks For Helping Meow't Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Sticker | Naked Female Form Line Drawing Sticker, Bottom, Bum, Feminist, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Sticker

£2.65

Put a smile on your face with our range of cheeky stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65
There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband Or Wife

There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Crazy Horse Lady Greeting Card | Funny Card For Horse Owner, Horse Girl, Horse Lover, Birthday, Pony, Horses, Ponies

Crazy Horse Lady Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Abstract Nude Female Beige Coaster | Naked Woman Drinks Mat, Nude Female Form Line Drawing

Abstract Nude Female Beige Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Her, Mum, Mother, Friend, Gay Man, 50th

Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Boobs A5 Notebook | Monochrome Boob Print Journal, Rude Notepad, Abstract Nude Notebook, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Boobs A5 Notebook

£9.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£9.25
Happy Birthday Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Friend, Kitten, Cats

Happy Birthday Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Her, Daughter, Friend, Gay Man, 40th

Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You're Simply The Zest! Greeting Card | Funny Fruit Pun Congratulations Card, Smug Looking Lemon, You're Perfect, New Job, Graduation, Simply The Best

You're Simply The Zest! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Find Your Centre Mug | Ring Donut Meditating Ceramic Coffee Mug, Gift, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Find Your Centre Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Best Fucking Brother Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Brother, Sibling, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Show Me Your Tackle Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Sex Joke, Valentines Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Six Nations, Anniversary, Tackle Penis Pun

Show Me Your Tackle Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Drum Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover

Drum Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Shorty It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Birthday Card For Short Friend, Gnome Doodle

Shorty It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Mug | Naked Female Bottom, Punny Gift For Girlfriend, Cheeky, Valentines, Abstract Nude Line Drawing

You're Bootiful Abstract Nude Pink Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
You're My Ride Or Die Greeting Card | Friendship Card In Bubble Font For Best Friend, BFF, Ride Or Die, Soul Mate

You're My Ride Or Die Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Prose Before Hoes Mug | Shakespeare Joke Gift, Bard, Bros Before Hoes, Friendship, Literature, Funny Literary Pun, Ceramic Mug, For Writer, Reader

Prose Before Hoes Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Best Buds Mug | Funny Gift For Weed Smokers, Bestie Stoners, BFF, Best Friend, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Dope, Ganja

Best Buds Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Coaster | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Drinks Mat, Bum Print, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95