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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Thank You Card For Friend, Parent, Partner

Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card

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Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card | Deadpan Thank You Card, Profanity Thank You Card, Funny Thank You Card, Monochrome

Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card

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Wishing you an Austen-tatious Birthday Greeting Card | Jane Austen, Literature, Funny Literary Pun Card For Writer, Reader, Ostentatious Pun

Wishing you an Austen-tatious Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Theatre Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Theatre Goer, Musical Theatre, Actor, Broadway, West End, Shakespeare On Stage, Show

Happy Birthday Theatre Greeting Card

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Have A Golden Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Golden Retriever Pun Birthday Card For Dog Owner, Golden Retriever In Party Hat, Labrador

Have A Golden Birthday Greeting Card

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I Regret To Inform You That Your Forties Have Now Expired Greeting Card |  Deadpan, Dry Humour Fiftieth Birthday Card or Fifty Year Old, 50th, 50

I Regret To Inform You That Your Forties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

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Thanks For Helping Meow't Greeting Card | Happy Cat Thank You Card, For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Kitten, Thanks For Helping Me Out

Thanks For Helping Meow't Greeting Card

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Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Tin Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Two Tin Cans In Love, Married Ten Years

Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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You're Scrotally Awesome Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Friendship Card, Pair Of Testicles Doodle, Testies, Scrotum

You're Scrotally Awesome Greeting Card

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Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary I Still Wood Greeting Card | Funny Fifth Anniversary Card Husband Or Wife, Wood Anniversary, I Still Would, Married 5 Years

Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary I Still Wood Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card In Pink For Twin, Sibling, Sister

Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card

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Prose Before Hoes Greeting Card | Shakespeare, Bard, Bros Before Hoes, Friendship, Literature, Funny Literary Pun Card For Writer, Reader

Prose Before Hoes Greeting Card

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You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy

You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card

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Running Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Runner, Marathon, 5k, Jogger, Jogging

Running Wanker Greeting Card

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Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes, Colours And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card

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Least It's Not Genital Warts Get Well Soon Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Get Well Soon

Least It's Not Genital Warts Get Well Soon Greeting Card

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Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Cotton Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Two Cotton Buds In Love, Married Two Years

Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, New Job

You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card

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Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card | Scotch Egg Illustration, Scotch Eggs, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Scotch Egg Print Greeting Card

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Happy 4th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Linen Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Wash Basket With Heart, Married Four Years

Happy 4th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Uncle, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Uncle Card

If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy, Fired, Lost Job

It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Brother Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Brother, Sibling, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Brother Greeting Card

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40. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Dad, Mum, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Dad, Him, Man BBQing Steak In The Sun, BBQ

Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card

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Best Buds Greeting Card | Weed Best Friend Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, BFF, Bestie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Best Buds Greeting Card

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