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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Pair Of Cacti, Cactus Prick Pun

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Congratulations! You Make A Fur-midable Team. Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Pear Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Anniversary, Two Pears Holding Hands, Great Pair

You Make A Great Pear Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Same Penis Forever Tote | Hen Party Tote Bag, Hen Do Willy Print Canvas Tote, Same Guy Forever, Penis Doodle

Same Penis Forever Tote

£22.50

Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"

£22.50
Let The Adventure Begin Greeting Card | Camping Engagement Card, Congratulations, Tent In The Woods With A Fire, Camping Couple, Getting Married

Let The Adventure Begin Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Engagement Card, Marriage, Getting Married, Hen Do, Stag Party

Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
42% Of Marriages End In Divorce. Greeting Card | Rude, Deadpan Engagement Card, Wedding, Just Married, Engaged, Hen Do, Stag Party

42% Of Marriages End In Divorce. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
About Fucking Time. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Engagement Card, Well Done, Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Engagement Card For Bride, Hen Do, Marriage

Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity Wedding Card, Engagement

You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Same Penis Forever Mug | Rude, Cheeky Engagement Gift For Her, Bride, Hen Do, Same Man Forever, Penis Drawing Mug

Same Penis Forever Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Wedding Card, Funny Engagement Card, Moving In Together

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Wedding Card, Funny Congratulations Card

Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Funny Wedding Card, Just Married, Engagement, Champagne, Congratulations

Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Champagne

Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card | Naked Man Well Done Card, Congratulations Card, Cheers Greeting Card, LGBTQ+ Card

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Magnet | Naked Man Well Done Fridge Magnet, Congratulations Fridge Magnet, Cheers Fridge Magnet, LGBTQ+, Art Deco

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Magnet

£4.50

Add some fun to your fridge with our hand illustrated magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£4.50
Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Coaster | Naked Man Well Done Coaster, Congratulations Coaster, Cheers Coaster, LGBTQ+ Coaster

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Wedding, Champagne Doodle

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster | CCongratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster | Funny Wedding Gift, Rude Engagement Present, Housewarming Gift, Pessimistic Drinks Mat, Sarcasm

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Congratulations You Massive Tosser Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Magnet

£4.50

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£4.50