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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Thank You Card For Friend, Parent, Partner

Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card | Deadpan Card For Mum, Rude Mothers Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Mum, Nappy Change Joke, For Her

Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Mum, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card | Deadpan Card For Mum, Rude Mothers Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Mum, For Her

Mum, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Dad, You’re My Roll Model  Greeting Card | Rude Father's Day Card For Dad, Thank You, Best Dad, Role Model, Toilet Humour, Toilet Roll

Dad, You’re My Roll Model Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Thank You, Spa, Face Mask, Relax

Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Fridge Magnet | Funny Gifts For Mum, Thank You Gift For Mother, Mother's Day Gift, Small Boobs, Breasts

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Magnet

£4.50

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£4.50
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Coaster | Father's Day Gift, Thank You Gift For Dad, Drinks Mat, Small Penis, Todger, Willy

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Coaster

£5.95

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
You're The Shit Greeting Card | Funny Love & Friendship Card, You're The Best, Dung Beetle On A Ball Of Poo

You're The Shit Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Thank You, Super Mum, Wonder Mum

Happy Mother's Day Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Shrimply The Best Greeting Card | Funny Pun Friendship Card, BFF, Besties, Best Friend, Love, Simply The Best

Shrimply The Best Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Thanks Word Art Greeting Card | Merci, Danke, Gracias, Grazie, Thanks, Obrigado, Tack

Thanks Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.00

Make them smile with our thank you word art greeting card.

from £3.00
Best Fucking Mum Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Mum, Parent, Her, Mother's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Mum Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Best Fucking Dad Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Parent, Him, Father's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Dad Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Best Fucking Brother Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Brother, Sibling, Him, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Best Fucking Sister Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Sister, Sibling, Her, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Best Fucking Friend Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, BFF, Bestie, Birthday

Best Fucking Friend Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Birthday, Valentines, Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Dad, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Joke Fathers Day Card For Dad, Him, Thank You Card

Dad, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Mum, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Joke Mothers Day Card For Mum, Her, Thank You Card

Mum, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Fridge Magnet | Father's Day Gift, Thank You Gift For Father, Small Penis, Willy, Todger

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Magnet

£4.50

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£4.50
You're The Breast Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Rude Thanks, Boobs, You're The Best

You're The Breast Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Now We're Even Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Deadpan Thanks Card, Cheers, Gratitude, Monochrome

Now We're Even Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
#loveyou Fridge Magnet | Offensive Fridge Magnet For Him, Funny I Love You Fridge Magnet, Hashtag

#loveyou Magnet

£4.50

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£4.50
#loveyou Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Love, Hashtag, Profanity

#loveyou Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You're The Best Teacher I've Had So Far Greeting Card | Funny Card For Teacher, Deadpan Thank You Card For Teacher, Best Teacher Card

You're The Best Teacher I've Had So Far Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
#loveyou A5 Notebook | Offensive Notebook For Him, Funny I Love You Journal, Hashtag

#loveyou A5 Notebook

£9.25

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£9.25
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Father's Day Card, Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Small Penis

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00