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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Men Are Dicks Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome, Profanity

Men Are Dicks Greeting Card

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42% Of Marriages End In Divorce. Greeting Card | Rude, Deadpan Engagement Card, Wedding, Just Married, Engaged, Hen Do, Stag Party

42% Of Marriages End In Divorce. Greeting Card

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Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Wedding Card, Funny Congratulations Card

Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card

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Doh! Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Doh! Greeting Card

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Bugger Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Bugger Greeting Card

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You're Dumped Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card, Rude Divorce Card, Monochrome

You're Dumped Greeting Card

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He Was A Wanker Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome, Profanity

He Was A Wanker Greeting Card

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Fuck Men Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome

Fuck Men Greeting Card

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Don't Cry For Him Your Makeup Is Too Expensive Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card

Don't Cry For Him Your Makeup Is Too Expensive Greeting Card

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Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card | Deadpan Divorce Card, Dry Humour Break-Up Card, Monochrome, Sympathy

Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card

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Oh Shit Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Breakup, Whoops, Profanity

Oh Shit Greeting Card

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Bugger Greeting Card | FFunny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Whoops, Profanity, Breakup

Bugger Greeting Card

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Pathetic Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Pathetic Greeting Card

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You Fucking Mug Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Break Up, Gullible, Divorce, Slang, Sucker, Fool

You Fucking Mug Greeting Card

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Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Break Up, Divorce, It'll Be Ok, Optimistic

Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card

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Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card | Deadpan Divorce Card, Dry Humour Break-Up Card, Monochrome, Sympathy

Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card

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You Fucking Mug Mug | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Profanity Gift For Gullible Idiot, Sympathy, Breakup, Divorce, Mug Pun

You Fucking Mug Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Cheesy Come... Cheesy Go. Greeting Card | Funny, Cheesy Breakup Card, Easy Come Easy Go, Block Of Cheese With A Chunk Taken Out, Sympathy, Divorce

Cheesy Come... Cheesy Go. Greeting Card

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Ricotta Get Through This. Greeting Card | Cheesy Breakup Card, Determined Looking Ricotta, Sympathy, Divorce, Gotta Get Through This, Encouragement

Ricotta Get Through This. Greeting Card

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No Fig Deal... You Got This! Greeting Card | Funny Encouraging Card, Determined Looking Fig Lifting Weights, Sympathy, Good Luck, No Big Deal

No Fig Deal... You Got This! Greeting Card

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Chit Happens Greeting Card | Stressed Looking Yogi Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Shit Happens, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Chit Happens Greeting Card

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Hang On In There Greeting Card | Sloth Hanging From A Branch Encouragement Card, Breakup, Chin Up, Sympathy, It'll Get Better

Hang On In There Greeting Card

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It Is Now No Longer Financially Viable For Us To Break Up. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, For Husband, For Wife

It Is Now No Longer Financially Viable For Us To Break Up. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

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When Life Gives You Lemons Mug | Funny Sympathy Gift, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Breakup, Divorce, Bottle Of Gin, Bottle Of Tonic, G&T, Gin Joke

When Life Gives You Lemons Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Life's A Beach Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Breakup, Divorce, Man Lying On A Hammock On The Beach

Life's A Beach Greeting Card

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When Life Gives You Lemons Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Breakup, Divorce, Bottle Of Gin, Bottle Of Tonic, G&T, Gin Joke

When Life Gives You Lemons Greeting Card

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Let That Shit Go Tote | Man Meditating Canvas Shopping Bag, Gift, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation, Let It Go, Breakup, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go Tote

£22.50

Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"

£22.50
Bugger. Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card In Green, Profanity, Sorry, Apologies

Bugger. Greeting Card

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