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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Happy Birthday Theatre Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Theatre Goer, Musical Theatre, Actor, Broadway, West End, Shakespeare On Stage, Show

Happy Birthday Theatre Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Cannabis Pun Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Older But Wiser, Stoned Weed Bud, Hash, Marijuana, Pot

Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In January. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In January. Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Hinge, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To Yooou Greeting Card | Choir Singing Happy Birthday Illustration Card, Colourful Birthday Card, Gospel Choir

Happy Birthday To Yooou Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Boyfriend Mug | Stoner Gift For Boyfriend, Him, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
It's Your Birthday... Let's Get On The Gear. Greeting Card | Funny Cocaine Pun Birthday Card, Group Of Peopl Balancing On A Gear, Cog, Cocaine, Coke

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get On The Gear. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card In Blue For Twin, Sibling, Brother

Happy Birthday Womb Mate. Greeting Card

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Walkers Don't Get Old... They Just Ramble On Greeting Card | Funny Walking Pun Birthday Card For Walker, Rambler, Couple Hiking Up Hill

Walkers Don't Get Old... They Just Ramble On Greeting Card

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Traitor Mug | Rude Good Luck Gift For Coworker Who Is Leaving, You're Leaving, New Job, Judas, Monochrome

Traitor Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Happy Birthday Photography Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Photographer, Photographer Shooting Photos Of Bird, Studio Lighting, Flash

Happy Birthday Photography Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Profanity

Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card

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You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Cupcake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, You Make Me Crazy, Muffin

You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card

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Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card | Deadpan Divorce Card, Dry Humour Break-Up Card, Monochrome, Sympathy

Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card

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Bugger. Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card In Green, Profanity, Sorry, Apologies

Bugger. Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Wedding, Champagne Doodle

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card For Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple Sharing A Bath

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Campervan Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For VW Campervan Owner, T4, T5, T6, T25, T2, T3, Vee Dub, Camper

Campervan Wanker Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
It's Your Birthday You Butter Celebrate! Greeting Card | Funny, Butter Better Pun Birthday Card, Happy Dancing Block Of Butter, You Better Celebrate

It's Your Birthday You Butter Celebrate! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Chelsea Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Birthday Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Vibrator Pun Birthday Card, Colourful Dildos Illustration, Different Vibrators Print

Birthday Vibes Greeting Card

from £3.00

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You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster | Rude, Funny, Offensive Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster, Profanity, Monochrome

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster

£5.95

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£5.95
Muchas Gracias Greeting Card | Llama Doodle, Spanish Thank You Card, Thanks, Llama In A Sombrero

Muchas Gracias Greeting Card

from £3.00

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