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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card, Friendship Card For Stoner, Cannabis Smoker, Hash, Marijuana, Ganja, Pot

Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Womb Mate Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Twin, Funny Twin Birthday Card, Sibling

Happy Birthday Womb Mate Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

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Best Buds Greeting Card | Weed Best Friend Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, BFF, Bestie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Best Buds Greeting Card

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Best Buds Mug | Funny Gift For Weed Smokers, Bestie Stoners, BFF, Best Friend, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Dope, Ganja

Best Buds Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
I Regret To Inform You That Your Twenties Have Now Expired Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Thirtieth Birthday Card or Thirty Year Old, 30th, 30

I Regret To Inform You That Your Twenties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

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I Know Where You Live Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

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30 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirtieth Birthday Gift For Thirty Year Old, 30th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

30 And Still A Prick Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy, Fired, Lost Job

It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card

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Level 21 Unlocked Greeting Card | 21st Birthday Card For Gamer, Twenty First, Twenty One Year Old, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Level 21 Unlocked Greeting Card

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Level 30 Unlocked Greeting Card | 30th Birthday Card For Gamer, Thirtieth, Thirty Year Old, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Level 30 Unlocked Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Pair Of Cacti, Cactus Prick Pun

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

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I Regret To Inform You That Your Forties Have Now Expired Greeting Card |  Deadpan, Dry Humour Fiftieth Birthday Card or Fifty Year Old, 50th, 50

I Regret To Inform You That Your Forties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

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Naked Man Birthday Suit Greeting Card | Naked Man Birthday Card, Strong Man Card, Buff Man Card, Birthday Card For Gay Man, LGBTQ+ Card

Naked Man Birthday Suit Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bud Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, 420

Happy Birthday Bud Greeting Card

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Least It's Not Genital Warts Get Well Soon Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Get Well Soon

Least It's Not Genital Warts Get Well Soon Greeting Card

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Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Thank You Card For Friend, Parent, Partner

Thank You For Being My Unpaid Therapist Greeting Card

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Allotment Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Gardener, Allotment Owner, Garden, Gardening Tools, Veggies, Plants

Allotment Wanker Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
I Regret To Inform You That Your Thirties Have Now Expired Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Fortieth Birthday Card or Forty Year Old, 40th, 40

I Regret To Inform You That Your Thirties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

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Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card | Deadpan Thank You Card, Profanity Thank You Card, Funny Thank You Card, Monochrome

Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card

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Judas Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Good Luck, New Job, Traitor

Judas Greeting Card

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You’re My Lobster Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card, Love, Lobster Doodle, Friends Quote, Mate For Life

You’re My Lobster Greeting Card

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I Willy Love You Mug | Rude, Punny Abstract Nude Penis Gift For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Line Drawing

I Willy Love You Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Happy Birthday Ginger Nut Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Ginger, Red Head, Red Haired Person

Happy Birthday Ginger Nut Greeting Card

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40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, 40th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Brother Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Brother, Sibling, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Brother Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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