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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Wedding Card, Funny Engagement Card, Moving In Together

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card

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Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Salt Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Salt Shakers In Love, Married Eight Years

Happy 8th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Break Up, Divorce, It'll Be Ok, Optimistic

Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card

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39 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Nineth Birthday Card For Thirty Nine Year Old, 39th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

39 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The One Who Puts Up With Your Farts Greeting Card

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I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Card, Sorry Looking Otter Illustration, Otter Pun

I've Been An Otter Disgrace I'm Sorry Greeting Card

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Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary I Still Wood Greeting Card | Funny Fifth Anniversary Card Husband Or Wife, Wood Anniversary, I Still Would, Married 5 Years

Happy 5th Wedding Anniversary I Still Wood Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Parent, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Photography Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Photographer, Photographer Shooting Photos Of Bird, Studio Lighting, Flash

Happy Birthday Photography Greeting Card

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You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Mug | Rude Gift For Rugy Player, Funny Rugby Pun Mug For Rugby Fan, Rugby Player Holding Loo Roll

You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card, Friendship Card For Stoner, Cannabis Smoker, Hash, Marijuana, Ganja, Pot

Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

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22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Second Birthday Card For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Sex Drugs And Lobster Rolls Fridge Magnet |  Punny Gift For Stoner, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun, Lobster Roll Doodle

Sex Drugs And Lobster Rolls Magnet

£4.50

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£4.50
Have A Knockout Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Boxing Pun Birthday Card, Boxer Knocking Out Other Boxer, KO, Box, UFC, MMA

Have A Knockout Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Mariguana Mug | Funny Gift For Weed Smokers, Stoners, Smoking Iguana Doodle, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Dope, Ganja

Mariguana Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Greeting Card, Funny Greeting Card, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Greeting Card

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Life Be-gins At 40 Greeting Card | Funny 40th, Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Gin Pun, Happy Gin Bottle, Life Begins At 40

Life Be-gins At 40 Greeting Card

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Pork Pie Print Mug | Pork Pie Pattern Coffee Mug, Full Pork Pie, Pork Pie Slice, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Pork Pie Print Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Happy Birthday Hiking Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Hiker, Couple Hiking Up Mountain, Walking, Climbing, Rambling, Scrambling, Outdoors

Happy Birthday Hiking Greeting Card

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Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny Twenty Fifth Anniversary Card Husband Or Wife, Silver Anniversary, Married 25 Years, Silverback Gorillas

Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card | Funny, Football Joke Anniversary Card For Goal Keeper, Footie, Premier League, FPL

Happy Anniversary You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card

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Santa Claws Greeting Card | Funny Lobster In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Santa Clause, Lobster Claw Pun

Santa Claws Greeting Card

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40 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Fortieth Birthday Gift For Forty Year Old, 40th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

40 And Still A Prick Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
22 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Second Birthday Gift For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Holy Mole'y!! Mug | Funny Mole In Glasses Dressed As The Pope Coffee Mug, Religion Jokes, Christianity, Catholicism, Holy Moly Pun

Holy Mole'y!! Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes, Colours And Sizes Print Birthday Card, Nude, LGBTQ+, Boobs Pun

Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Judas Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Good Luck, New Job, Traitor

Judas Greeting Card

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