Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Birthday Rock Climbing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Rock Climber, Climbing Wall, Outdoor Sports And Fitness, Abseiling, Edging

Happy Birthday Rock Climbing Greeting Card

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Have A Knockout Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Boxing Pun Birthday Card, Boxer Knocking Out Other Boxer, KO, Box, UFC, MMA

Have A Knockout Birthday Greeting Card

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Some People Will Do Anything For Time Off Work Greeting Card | Funny Get Well Soon Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card

Some People Will Do Anything For Time Off Work Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Best Bin Taker Outer Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Housemate, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend, Happy Dustbin Holding Bin Bags

Happy Birthday To The Best Bin Taker Outer Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Canoeing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Canoer, Water Sports, Couple Canoeing, Canoe Boat, Canoeist, Paddle, Draft

Happy Birthday Canoeing Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Well Done Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Congratulations, Musical Note Celebrating In Party Hats

Just A Note To Say Well Done Greeting Card

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You're Scrotally Awesome Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Friendship Card, Pair Of Testicles Doodle, Testies, Scrotum

You're Scrotally Awesome Greeting Card

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Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Her, Mum, Mother, Friend, Gay Man, 50th

Fifty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

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Merci Greeting Card | Poodle Doodle, French Thank You Card, French Poodle In A Beret And Striped Top

Merci Greeting Card

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Allotment Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Gardener, Allotment Owner, Garden, Gardening Tools, Veggies, Plants

Allotment Wanker Greeting Card

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Willy Sorry To See You Go Greeting Card | Funny Penis Pun Leaving Card For Colleague, Coworker, Work Friend, Penis Doodle, Goodbye Card, Retirement

Willy Sorry To See You Go Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Ceramics Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Potter, Man Surrounded By Pots At Pottery Wheel, Ceramic Artist, Clay, Kiln

Happy Birthday Ceramics Greeting Card

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Seize The Clay Greeting Card | Funny Encouraging Card, Group Of Happy Clay Pots, Encouragement, Good Luck, Seize The Day

Seize The Clay Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity, Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Red Head

Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card

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Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card | LGBT, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Her, Daughter, Friend, Gay Man, 40th

Forty And Fucking Fabulous. Greeting Card

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Have A Rum Believable Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Pun Birthday Card For Rum Drinker, Pirate Drinking A Bottle Of Rum

Have A Rum Believable Birthday Greeting Card

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Traitor Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Good Luck, New Job, Judas

Traitor Greeting Card

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You're The Breast Illustrated Greeting Card | Boob Print Birthday Card, Different Shaped Breasts Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, The Best, BFF

You're The Breast Illustrated Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Sister Greeting Card | Funny, Nun Joke Birthday Card For Sister, Sibling, Nun Pun, Nun With Halo And Cross Necklace

Happy Birthday Sister Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Your Royal Highness Greeting Card | Bong In A Crown On A Throne Illustration, Stoner Birthday Card, Ganja, Weed, Cannabis, Marijuana

Happy Birthday Your Royal Highness Greeting Card

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You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy

You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card

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Strong Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Naked Man Birthday Card, Tattooed Man Card, Buff Man Card, Birthday Card For Gay Man, LGBTQ+ Card

Strong Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Wishing You The Most A-Moose-ing Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Moose Pun Birthday Card, Happy Moose In Party Hat, Amazing Birthday

Wishing You The Most A-Moose-ing Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Leather, Third Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Man In Leather Bondage Suit, Gimp Suit, BDSM Joke

Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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