Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Pair Of Cacti, Cactus Prick Pun

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

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You're Engayged Greeting Card | Funny Gay Engagement Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, You're Engaged Card, Grooms

You're Engayged Greeting Card

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Lesbihonest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card | Engagement Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Two Brides Holding Hands

Lesbihonest You Two Are Perfect For Each Other Greeting Card

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Holy Guacamole You're Engaged! Greeting Card | Funny Joke Engagement Card, Congratulations, Avocado With Moustache In Sombrero Holding Maracas

Holy Guacamole You're Engaged! Greeting Card

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Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Engagement Card, Marriage, Getting Married, Hen Do, Stag Party

Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card

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Dim Sum Body Say You're Getting Married? Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Dim Sum Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Dumpling Bride And Groom Doodle, Chopsticks

Dim Sum Body Say You're Getting Married? Greeting Card

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Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Engagement Card For Bride, Hen Do, Marriage

Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Wedding, Champagne Doodle

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Congratulations Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Congratulations, Musical Note Celebrating In Party Hats

Just A Note To Say Congratulations Greeting Card

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Congratulations It's All Downhill From Here Greeting Card | Funny Engagement Card, Bride And Groom Skiing Downhill, Wedding, Getting Married, Marriage

Congratulations It's All Downhill From Here Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Cunt Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

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Let The Adventure Begin Greeting Card | Camping Engagement Card, Congratulations, Tent In The Woods With A Fire, Camping Couple, Getting Married

Let The Adventure Begin Greeting Card

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Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Funny Wedding Card, Just Married, Engagement, Champagne, Congratulations

Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

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Congratulations! You Make A Fur-midable Team. Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Pear Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Anniversary, Two Pears Holding Hands, Great Pair

You Make A Great Pear Greeting Card

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Same Penis Forever Greeting Card | Funny Hen Do Greeting Card, Funny Engagement Card For Her, Hen Party

Same Penis Forever Greeting Card

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Make them smile with our willy word art greeting card.

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Appley Ever After Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Apple Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Apple Bride And Groom Doodle

Appley Ever After Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card

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Congratulations It Was About Time You Sealed The Deal! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Seal Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Two Seals Kissing

Congratulations It Was About Time You Sealed The Deal! Greeting Card

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Congratulations Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card | Funny Enagement Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple In A Jacuzzi

Congratulations Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card

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42% Of Marriages End In Divorce. Greeting Card | Rude, Deadpan Engagement Card, Wedding, Just Married, Engaged, Hen Do, Stag Party

42% Of Marriages End In Divorce. Greeting Card

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