Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Strong Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Naked Man Birthday Card, Tattooed Man Card, Buff Man Card, Birthday Card For Gay Man, LGBTQ+ Card

Strong Man Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Leather, Third Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Man In Leather Bondage Suit, Gimp Suit, BDSM Joke

Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Wishing You The Most A-Moose-ing Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Moose Pun Birthday Card, Happy Moose Head, Amazing Birthday

Wishing You The Most A-Moose-ing Birthday Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Mum Greeting Card | Weed Joke Mother's Day Card For Mother, Her, Stoner, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Mum Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Ginger Nut Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Ginger, Red Head, Red Haired Person

Happy Birthday Ginger Nut Greeting Card

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Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours | Deadpan New Home Card, Rude New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Greeting Card

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Snappy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Photography Pun Birthday Card For Photographer, Flashing Camera, Snapshot, Snap Snap

Snappy Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Christmas From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Sarcastic, Deadpan Christmas Card For Mum, Dad, Husband, Wife

Happy Christmas From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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Wishing you an Austen-tatious Birthday Greeting Card | Jane Austen, Literature, Funny Literary Pun Card For Writer, Reader, Ostentatious Pun

Wishing you an Austen-tatious Birthday Greeting Card

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Running Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Runner, Marathon, 5k, Jogger, Jogging

Running Wanker Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Sewing Print Greeting Card | Sewing Print Birthday Card For Seamstress, Scissors, Thimble, Needle, Thread, Measuring Tape, Safety Pin

Happy Birthday Sewing Print Greeting Card

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You Have Reached Level 30 Greeting Card | Pixel Design Gaming Console Thirtieth Birthday Card In Green For Thirty Year Old Gamer, Him, Gaming Obsessed, Boyfriend, Husband, Brother, 30th

You Have Reached Level 30 Greeting Card

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Santa Claws Greeting Card | Funny Lobster In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Santa Clause, Lobster Claw Pun

Santa Claws Greeting Card

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Level 18 Unlocked Greeting Card | 18th Birthday Card For Gamer, Eighteenth, Eighteen Year Old, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Level 18 Unlocked Greeting Card

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Level 21 Unlocked Greeting Card | 21st Birthday Card For Gamer, Twenty First, Twenty One Year Old, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Level 21 Unlocked Greeting Card

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Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Cotton Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Two Cotton Buds In Love, Married Two Years

Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bowls Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Bowls Player, Two People Playing Bowls On Grass, Fast Green, Heavy Green, Slow Green

Happy Birthday Bowls Greeting Card

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Thanks For Helping Meow't Greeting Card | Happy Cat Thank You Card, For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Kitten, Thanks For Helping Me Out

Thanks For Helping Meow't Greeting Card

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Now Act Surprised You Had No Idea This Was Coming! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Be My Bridesmaid Card, Bridal Party Card

Now Act Surprised You Had No Idea This Was Coming! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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23 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Third Birthday Card For Twenty Three Year Old, 23rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

23 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Dim Sum Body Say You're Getting Married? Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Dim Sum Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Dumpling Bride And Groom Doodle, Chopsticks

Dim Sum Body Say You're Getting Married? Greeting Card

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Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Engagement Card For Bride, Hen Do, Marriage

Same Penis Forever. Greeting Card

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You're Dead In Dog Years Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Rude Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Grandparent, Old Age Joke

You're Dead In Dog Years Greeting Card

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I Regret To Inform You That Your Forties Have Now Expired Greeting Card |  Deadpan, Dry Humour Fiftieth Birthday Card or Fifty Year Old, 50th, 50

I Regret To Inform You That Your Forties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

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