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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Forget The Turkey And Give Me A Good Stuffing! Greeting Card | Rude Christmas Card For Him, Sex Joke, Cooked Turkey, Food Pun, Monochrome

Forget The Turkey And Give Me A Good Stuffing! Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Christmas Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle

Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
All I want For Christmas Is Booze. Greeting Card | Funny Adult Alcohol Christmas Card, All I Want For Christmas Is You Pun, Gin, Vodka, Brandy, Rum

All I want For Christmas Is Booze. Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Jingle Bell... End. Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Deadpan, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Jingle Bells, Bellend, Profanity

Jingle Bell... End. Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Bah Humbug, Christmas Haters

Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Santa Claws Mug | Funny Lobster In A Santa Outfit Christmas Gift, Santa Clause, Lobster Claw Pun

Santa Claws Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Bah HumPug Greeting Card | Funny Pug In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Bah Humbug, Scrooge, Pug Owner, Pug Lover

Bah HumPug Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Apron | Funny Sexy Santa Christmas Apron, Gift For Gay Man, Nude Santa Holding Sack Of Presents

Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Apron

£21.50 GBP

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£21.50 GBP
Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Apron | Funny, Rude Christmas Apron, Sexy Female Santa On A Candy Cane Pole

Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Apron

£21.50 GBP

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50 GBP
Dick The Halls Apron | Funny, Rude Christmas Apron, Hand Illustrated Holly, Profanity Deck The Halls Pun

Dick The Halls Apron

£21.50 GBP

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50 GBP
Santa's Favourite Ho. Mug | Rude, Funny, Offensive Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Secret Santa

Santa's Favourite Ho. Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Bah Humbug. Coaster | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift For Scrooge, Christmas Hater, Drinks Mat, Stocking Filler, Secret Santa

Bah Humbug. Coaster

£13.25 GBP

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25 GBP
Merry Christmas Pudding Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Pudding Doodle Card For Friend, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Merry Christmas Pudding Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Dick The Halls Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Dick The Halls Coaster | Rude Christmas Drinks Mat, Innapropriate Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Coaster

£13.25 GBP

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25 GBP
Dick The Halls A5 Notebook | Funny, Rude Christmas Journal, Stocking Filler, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls, Profanity

Dick The Halls A5 Notebook

£11.25 GBP

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£11.25 GBP
Dick The Halls Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls, Christmas Carol Penis Pun

Dick The Halls Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Jingle Balls. Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Deadpan, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Jingle Bells

Jingle Balls. Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Jingle Balls. Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Card, Jingle Bells

Jingle Balls. Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Merry Cockmas.  Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Penis Pun Happy Christmas Card

Merry Cockmas. Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Mug | Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, LGBTQ+, Dildo, Boobs

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas Mug | Funny, Naughty Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Nude Girl Skier In Santa Hat Coffee Mug,

Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Mug | Funny, Naughty Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, LGBT, Sexy Girl In Santa Hat Pole Dancing On A Candy Cane

Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Coaster | Funny Christmas Coaster, Cheeky Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, LGBT, Dildo, Boobs

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Coaster

£13.25 GBP

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25 GBP
Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Coaster | Funny Christmas Drinks Mat, Cheeky Decorations, Stocking Filler, LGBT, Sexy Girl In Santa Hat Pole Dancing On A Candy Cane

Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Coaster

£13.25 GBP

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25 GBP
Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Fridge Magnet | Cheeky, Funny Christmas Decorations, Gift, Stocking Filler, LGBT, Sexy Girl Santa Pole Dancing On A Candy Cane

Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas Magnet

£10.95 GBP

Brighten your day with our fun range of magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95 GBP
Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas A5 Notebook | Funny Christmas Journal, Cheeky Stocking Filler, Gift, LGBT, Dildo And Boobs On Christmas Tree

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas A5 Notebook

£11.25 GBP

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£11.25 GBP
Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas A5 Notebook | Funny Christmas Journal, Cheeky Stocking Filler, Gift, LGBT, Nude Skier In Santa Hat

Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas A5 Notebook

£11.25 GBP

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£11.25 GBP
Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas A5 Notebook |Funny Christmas Journal, Cheeky Stocking Filler, LGBT, Gift, Sexy Girl Santa Pole Dancing On Candy Cane

Sexy Female Santa Merry Christmas A5 Notebook

£11.25 GBP

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25 GBP
Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Tree Decorated With Dicks And Boobs Christmas Card, LGBT

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99 GBP
Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Nude Woman Christmas Card, Nude Woman Skier In Santa Hat Christmas Card, LGBT

Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99 GBP
Sexy Snowman Seasons Greetings Mug | Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Coffee Mug, Snowman Laying Down With Drink In Hand

Sexy Snowman Seasons Greetings Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Naked Man In Santa Hat Seasons Greetings Mug | Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, LGBT, Nude Man In Santa Hat Holding Present

Naked Man In Santa Hat Seasons Greetings Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Mug | Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, LGBT, Sexy Santa With Sack Of Presents

Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Naked Man In Santa Hat Seasons Greetings Coaster | Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Drinks Mat, LGBT, Nude Man In Santa Hat Holding Present

Naked Man In Santa Hat Seasons Greetings Coaster

£13.25 GBP

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25 GBP
Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Coaster | Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Decorations, Drinks Mat, LGBT, Sexy Santa With Sack Of Presents

Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Coaster

£13.25 GBP

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25 GBP