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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Merry Christmas. Now Let's Eat Until We Hate Ourselves! Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card, Monochrome, Overeating At Christmas Joke

Merry Christmas. Now Let's Eat Until We Hate Ourselves! Greeting Card

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It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Beer Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Christmas Card, Pint Of Beer Dressed A Santa Claus, Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Beer Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Daschund Through The Snow  Mug | Pun Sausage Dog In A Christmas Hat Doodle Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher

Dachshund Through The Snow Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Hoppy Holidays Greeting Card | Bunny In A Santa Hat Eating A Carrot, Funny Rabbit Merry Christmas Card For Rabbit Lover, Happy Holidays

Hoppy Holidays Greeting Card

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Frostbite Greeting Card | Vampire Snowman, Frosty, Dracula, Spooky Pun Christmas Card

Frostbite Greeting Card

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Christmas Greetings Greeting Card | Naked Sleeping Mand With Santa Hat Covering His Genitals, Rude, Naughty Santa Card, For Him

Christmas Greetings Greeting Card

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Santa Paws Greeting Card | Dog In A Santa Hat, Funny Dog Christmas Card For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppy, Canine, Santa Claus Pun

Santa Paws Greeting Card

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"Look Pheasants!' "It's Pronounced Peasants." Greeting Card

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It's The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Santa Claus With A Pint Of Beer, Most Wonderful Time Of The Year Pun

It's The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer Greeting Card

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At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Christmas Food Joke

At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card

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At This Time Of Year, Burglary Was Almost Too Easy. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Santa Claus Delivering Presents, Gifts, Robbery

At This Time Of Year, Burglary Was Almost Too Easy. Greeting Card

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They Said He Only Did Once A Year, But When He Did, It Was Always A Sackfull. Greeting Card | Rude Vintage Christmas Card, Santa Claus Presents Joke

They Said He Only Did Once A Year, But When He Did, It Was Always A Sackfull. Greeting Card

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Jesus Loathes You. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Jesus Hates You, Son Of God, Jesus's Birthday, Nativity

Jesus Loathes You. Greeting Card

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I Fucking Hate Winter. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Robin On Icy Tree Branch, Cold, Winter, Snow, Robin Red Breast

I Fucking Hate Winter. Greeting Card

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All I want For Christmas Is Booze. Greeting Card | Funny Adult Alcohol Christmas Card, All I Want For Christmas Is You Pun, Gin, Vodka, Brandy, Rum

All I want For Christmas Is Booze. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Bah Humbug, Christmas Haters

Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card

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Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Family, Pessimistic, Bah Humbug

Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card

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Happy Howlidays Greeting Card | Dog In A Santa Hat, Funny Dog Christmas Card For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppy, Canine

Happy Howlidays Greeting Card

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Meowy Christmas Greeting Card | Cat Winking In A Santa Hat Holding A Bauble, Funny Cat Christmas Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Kitten

Meowy Christmas Greeting Card

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Merry Spliffmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Merry Spliffmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Mare-y Christmas Greeting Card | Horse In A Santa Hat Waiting Under Mistletoe, Funny Horse Merry Christmas Card For Equestrian, Horse Rider

Mare-y Christmas Greeting Card

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Forget The Turkey And Give Me A Good Stuffing! Greeting Card | Rude Christmas Card For Him, Sex Joke, Cooked Turkey, Food Pun, Monochrome

Forget The Turkey And Give Me A Good Stuffing! Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Christmas Card For Ginger Friend, Gingerbread Man In Santa Hat, Ginger Joke, Christmas Cookie

Merry Christmas From Your Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

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Merry Christmas You Absolute Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Cockeral Doodle, Profanity

Merry Christmas You Absolute Cock Greeting Card

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Christmas Can Sod Off Greeting Card | Offensive Christmas Card, Rude Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat, Bah Humbug, Christmas Hater

Christmas Can Sod Off Greeting Card

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Jingle Bell... End. Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Deadpan, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Jingle Bells, Bellend, Profanity

Jingle Bell... End. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Jingle Bell... End. Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Card, Jingle Bells, Bellend, Profanity

Jingle Bell... End. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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