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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Snowman With Carrot Erection Doodle, Journal, Diary

Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection A5 Notebook

£9.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£9.25
Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Fridge Magnet | Rude Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat, Profanity, Bah Humbug

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Magnet

£4.50

Brighten your day with our fun range of magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£4.50
Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Sticker | Rude, Offensive Christmas Sticker, Stocking Filler, Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Sticker

£2.65

Put a smile on your face with our fun range of stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65
Jingle Balls Doodle Mug | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Pair Of Testicles Doodle, Testies

Jingle Balls Doodle Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Apron | Rude, Funny, Red Christmas Apron, Christmas Carol Inuendo

If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Apron | Funny, Deadpan Christmas Apron For Him, Stuffing Sex Joke

I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Bite Me Christmas Pudding Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Christmas Pudding Doodle

Bite Me Christmas Pudding Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Noel Tote | Jolly Pop Art Christmas Shopping Bag, French Christmas, Christmas Carol

Noel Tote

£22.50

Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"

£22.50
Dick The Halls Coaster | Rude Christmas Drinks Mat, Innapropriate Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Jingle Balls Coaster | Rude Christmas Drinks Mat, Innapropriate Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, Jingle Bells

Jingle Balls Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Noel Cushion | French Christmas Cushion, Christmas Gift, Christmas Home Decor, Christmas Carol

Noel Cushion

£22.95

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16" 

£22.95
Noel A5 Journal | Hardback Christmas Writing Journal, Pop Art, Pink And Red, French Christmas

Noel A5 Journal

£12.95

Brighten their day with our fun range of journals.

£12.95
Tinsel Tits A5 Journal | Hardback Christmas Writing Journal, Pop Art, Pink And Red

Tinsel Tits A5 Journal

£12.95

Brighten their day with our fun range of journals.

£12.95
Bite Me Christmas Pudding Apron | Funny Christmas Apron, Christmas Pudding Doodle, Bah Humbug

Bite Me Christmas Pudding Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35"

£21.50
Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection Apron | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Snowman With Carrot Erection Doodle

Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Jingle Balls Apron | Rude, Funny Christmas Apron, Jingle Bells, Retro Seventies Bubble Font

Jingle Balls Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Mug | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection Mug | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Snowman With Carrot Erection Doodle

Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Feliz Navidad Apron | Jolly Christmas Apron In Red And Pink, Spanish Christmas, Pop Art Print

Feliz Navidad Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Tinsel Tits Apron | Rude, Funny Christmas Apron For Her, Girlfriend, Friend, Wife

Tinsel Tits Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Christmas Twerkey Apron | Funny Christmas Canvas Apron, Christmas Turkey Twerking

Christmas Twerkey Apron

£21.50

Add some fun to your kitchen with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Noel Apron | Jolly Christmas Apron In Red And Pink, Christmas Carol, French Christmas

Noel Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Jingle Balls. Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Deadpan, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Jingle Bells

Jingle Balls. Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Dick The Halls Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls, Christmas Carol Penis Pun

Dick The Halls Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Dick The Halls Coaster | Rude Christmas Drinks Mat, Innapropriate Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Dick The Halls Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Coaster | Funny Christmas Coaster, Cheeky Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, LGBT, Dildo, Boobs

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Home Alone Quote Christmas Card

Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal. Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card For Her, Friend

Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card | Funny, Joke, Sarcastic Christmas Card For Friends, Family

Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Merry Vegan Christmas. Greeting Card | Colourful, Funny, Green Christmas Card For Vegan, Veggie, Plant Based

Merry Vegan Christmas. Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Christmas Is Cancelled. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Christmas Card For Friend, Christmas Hater, Bah Humbug

Christmas Is Cancelled. Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00