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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Mistle-Toad Mug | Pun Toad In A Christmas Hat Doodle Gift, Stocking Filler, Mistletoe Joke, Amphibian

Mistle-Toad Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Bah Humbug. Fridge Magnet | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift For Scrooge, Christmas Hater, Stocking Filler, Secret Santa

Bah Humbug. Magnet

£8.95

Brighten your day with our fun range of magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95
Merry Christmas You Miserable Git. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Christmas Card In Red For Scrooge, Christmas Hater

Merry Christmas You Miserable Git. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Vegan Christmas. Greeting Card | Colourful, Funny, Green Christmas Card For Vegan, Veggie, Plant Based

Merry Vegan Christmas. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Fucking Christmas. Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity Happy Christmas Card

Merry Fucking Christmas. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas Coaster | Funny Christmas Drinks Mat, Decorations, Stocking Filler, LGBT, Nude Skier In Santa Hat

Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas Fridge Magnet | Cheeky, Funny Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, LGBT, Nude Skier In Santa Hat

Naked Woman Holding Crossed Skis Merry Christmas Magnet

£8.95

Brighten your day with our fun range of magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95
Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Coaster | Funny, Joke Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Drinks Mat, Gingerbread Man Dancing On Candy Cane

Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Sexy Snowman Seasons Greetings Coaster | Funny Christmas Gift, Decoration, Stocking Filler, Drinks Mat, Snowman Laying Down With Drink In Hand

Sexy Snowman Seasons Greetings Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Naked Man With Santa Hat Seasons Greetings Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, LGBT, Nude Man In Santa Hat Holding Present

Naked Man In Santa Hat Seasons Greetings Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Jingle Balls Doodle Mug | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Pair Of Testicles Doodle, Testies

Jingle Balls Doodle Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Fridge Magnet | Rude Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat, Profanity, Bah Humbug

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Magnet

£8.95

Brighten your day with our fun range of magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95
Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Snowman With Carrot Erection Doodle, Journal, Diary

Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection Apron | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Snowman With Carrot Erection Doodle

Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Bite Me Christmas Pudding Apron | Funny Christmas Apron, Christmas Pudding Doodle, Bah Humbug

Bite Me Christmas Pudding Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35"

£21.50
I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Apron | Funny, Deadpan Christmas Apron For Him, Stuffing Sex Joke

I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Tinsel Tits Mug | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift For Her, Stocking Filler, Pop Art, Red And Pink Festive Mug

Tinsel Tits Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Merry Christmas Naughty Stocking Greeting Card | Funny Adult Christmas Card For Her, Stocking Filled With Booze And Bra

Merry Christmas Naughty Stocking Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Noel Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Christmas Card, French Christmas Card In Pink And Red, Pop Art

Noel Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards. 

from £3.99
#merryfuckingchristmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Hashtag, Profanity, Red And White

#merryfuckingchristmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Beer Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Christmas Card, Pint Of Beer Dressed A Santa Claus, Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Beer Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
It's The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Santa Claus With A Pint Of Beer, Most Wonderful Time Of The Year Pun

It's The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Have A Very Merry Christmas Gnome Sayin' Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Know What I'm Saying, Slang, Happy Gnome Illustration

Have A Very Merry Christmas Gnome Sayin' Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Santa Paws Greeting Card | Dog In A Santa Hat, Funny Dog Christmas Card For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppy, Canine, Santa Claus Pun

Santa Paws Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Jesus Loathes You. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Jesus Hates You, Son Of God, Jesus's Birthday, Nativity

Jesus Loathes You. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99

"Look Pheasants!' "It's Pronounced Peasants." Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
At This Time Of Year, Burglary Was Almost Too Easy. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Santa Claus Delivering Presents, Gifts, Robbery

At This Time Of Year, Burglary Was Almost Too Easy. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
They Said He Only Did Once A Year, But When He Did, It Was Always A Sackfull. Greeting Card | Rude Vintage Christmas Card, Santa Claus Presents Joke

They Said He Only Did Once A Year, But When He Did, It Was Always A Sackfull. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Hoppy Holidays Greeting Card | Bunny In A Santa Hat Eating A Carrot, Funny Rabbit Merry Christmas Card For Rabbit Lover, Happy Holidays

Hoppy Holidays Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Howlidays Greeting Card | Dog In A Santa Hat, Funny Dog Christmas Card For Dog Owner, Dog Lover, Puppy, Canine

Happy Howlidays Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Meowy Christmas Greeting Card | Cat Winking In A Santa Hat Holding A Bauble, Funny Cat Christmas Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Kitten

Meowy Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Forget The Turkey And Give Me A Good Stuffing! Greeting Card | Rude Christmas Card For Him, Sex Joke, Cooked Turkey, Food Pun, Monochrome

Forget The Turkey And Give Me A Good Stuffing! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Christmas Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle

Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
All I want For Christmas Is Booze. Greeting Card | Funny Adult Alcohol Christmas Card, All I Want For Christmas Is You Pun, Gin, Vodka, Brandy, Rum

All I want For Christmas Is Booze. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Jingle Bell... End. Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Deadpan, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Jingle Bells, Bellend, Profanity

Jingle Bell... End. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Jingle Bell... End. Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Card, Jingle Bells, Bellend, Profanity

Jingle Bell... End. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99