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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Sticker | Rude, Offensive Christmas Sticker, Stocking Filler, Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Sticker

£2.65

Put a smile on your face with our fun range of stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65
If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Apron | Rude, Funny, Red Christmas Apron, Christmas Carol Inuendo

If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Mug | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Fridge Magnet | Rude Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat, Profanity, Bah Humbug

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Magnet

£4.50

Brighten your day with our fun range of magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£4.50
Dick The Halls Coaster | Rude Christmas Drinks Mat, Innapropriate Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Jingle Balls Coaster | Rude Christmas Drinks Mat, Innapropriate Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, Jingle Bells

Jingle Balls Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Bite Me Christmas Pudding Apron | Funny Christmas Apron, Christmas Pudding Doodle, Bah Humbug

Bite Me Christmas Pudding Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35"

£21.50
Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection Apron | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Snowman With Carrot Erection Doodle

Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Apron | Funny, Deadpan Christmas Apron For Him, Stuffing Sex Joke

I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Christmas Twerkey Apron | Funny Christmas Canvas Apron, Christmas Turkey Twerking

Christmas Twerkey Apron

£21.50

Add some fun to your kitchen with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card For Her, Friend

Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Noel Apron | Jolly Christmas Apron In Red And Pink, Christmas Carol, French Christmas

Noel Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Jingle Balls Apron | Rude, Funny Christmas Apron, Jingle Bells, Retro Seventies Bubble Font

Jingle Balls Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card | Funny, Joke, Sarcastic Christmas Card For Friends, Family

Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card | Funny, Sarcastic, Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Family

Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Merry Christmas Pudding Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Pudding Doodle Card For Friend, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Merry Christmas Pudding Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Inuendo Christmas Card For Him, Sex Joke Xmas Card

May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Tree Decorated With Dicks And Boobs Christmas Card, LGBT

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Dick The Halls Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls, Christmas Carol Penis Pun

Dick The Halls Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Christmas Is Cancelled. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Christmas Card For Friend, Christmas Hater, Bah Humbug

Christmas Is Cancelled. Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Bah Humbug. Coaster | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift For Scrooge, Christmas Hater, Drinks Mat, Stocking Filler, Secret Santa

Bah Humbug. Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Dick The Halls A5 Notebook | Funny, Rude Christmas Journal, Stocking Filler, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls, Profanity

Dick The Halls A5 Notebook

£9.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£9.25
Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Snowman With Carrot Erection Doodle, Journal, Diary

Seasons Greetings Snowman Erection A5 Notebook

£9.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£9.25
Merry Fucking Christmas. Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity Happy Christmas Card

Merry Fucking Christmas. Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Sexy Snowman Seasons Greetings Mug | Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Coffee Mug, Snowman Laying Down With Drink In Hand

Sexy Snowman Seasons Greetings Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Jingle Balls. Christmas Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Card, Jingle Bells

Jingle Balls. Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Dick The Halls Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Mug | Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, LGBT, Sexy Santa With Sack Of Presents

Buff Male Santa Merry Christmas Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Merry Shitmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Profanity, Dry Humour

Merry Shitmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Noel Coaster | French Red And Pink Christmas Drinks Mat, Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, Christmas Carol, Pop Art

Noel Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Naked Man In Santa Hat Seasons Greetings Mug | Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, LGBT, Nude Man In Santa Hat Holding Present

Naked Man In Santa Hat Seasons Greetings Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95