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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Inuendo Christmas Card For Him, Sex Joke Xmas Card

May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Daschund Through The Snow  Mug | Pun Sausage Dog In A Christmas Hat Doodle Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher

Dachshund Through The Snow Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Christmas Can Sod Off Greeting Card | Offensive Christmas Card, Rude Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat, Bah Humbug, Christmas Hater

Christmas Can Sod Off Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Merry Christmas. Now Let's Eat Until We Hate Ourselves! Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card, Monochrome, Overeating At Christmas Joke

Merry Christmas. Now Let's Eat Until We Hate Ourselves! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Penis Cumming In A Santa Hat, Come All Ye Faithful

Cum All Ye Faithful Christmas Penis Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Feliz Navidad Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Spanish Christmas Card, Christmas Song Card, Pop Art

Feliz Navidad Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Merry Christmas You Miserable Git. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Christmas Card In Red For Scrooge, Christmas Hater

Merry Christmas You Miserable Git. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
10 Years Into The Job Nick Realised That He Fucking Hated Kids. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Santa Claus Surrounded By Children

10 Years Into The Job Nick Realised That He Fucking Hated Kids. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Bah Humbug. Mug | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift For Scrooge, Christmas Hater, Stocking Filler, Secret Santa

Bah Humbug. Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Happy Christmas From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Sarcastic, Deadpan Christmas Card For Mum, Dad, Husband, Wife

Happy Christmas From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Mug | Funny, Joke Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Coffee Mug, Gingerbread Man Poledancing On Candy Cane

Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Feliz Navidad Mug | Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Spanish Christmas Coffee Mug, Christmas Song, Pop Art

Feliz Navidad Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Merry Spliffmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Blunt, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash

Merry Spliffmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
Santa Claws Greeting Card | Funny Lobster In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Santa Clause, Lobster Claw Pun

Santa Claws Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card | Funny Sausage Dog In A Santa Hat For Dog Lover, Owner, Dasher, Dachshund Stood In Snow With Snowfall

Dachshund Through The Snow Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Noel Cushion | French Christmas Cushion, Christmas Gift, Christmas Home Decor, Christmas Carol

Noel Cushion

£22.95

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16" 

£22.95
I Fucking Hate Winter. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Christmas Card, Robin On Icy Tree Branch, Cold, Winter, Snow, Robin Red Breast

I Fucking Hate Winter. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Dry Humour, Profanity, Brussel Sprouts

Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
#merrychristmas #youcunt Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Christmas Card, Profanity, Hashtag, Red And White

#merrychristmas #youcunt Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Dick The Halls A5 Notebook | Funny, Rude Christmas Journal, Stocking Filler, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls, Profanity

Dick The Halls A5 Notebook

£9.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£9.25
Mistle-Toad Greeting Card | Funny Toad Joke Christmas Card, Toad In Santa Hat, Misteltoe Pun, Amphibian

Mistle-Toad Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Merry Vegan Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Vegan Christmas Card, For Vegan, Brussel Sprouts In Santa Hats, Veggie, Plant Based

Merry Vegan Christmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Bite Me Christmas Pudding Apron | Funny Christmas Apron, Christmas Pudding Doodle, Bah Humbug

Bite Me Christmas Pudding Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35"

£21.50
Have A Very Merry Christmas Gnome Sayin' Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Know What I'm Saying, Slang, Happy Gnome Illustration

Have A Very Merry Christmas Gnome Sayin' Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00