Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Abstract Boobs A5 Notebook | Coloured Boob Print Journal, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs A5 Notebook

£9.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£9.25
You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Abstract Boobs Magnet | Coloured Boob Print Fridge Magnet, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs Magnet

£4.50

Add some fun to your fridge with our hand illustrated magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£4.50
World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Bee Mine Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Valentine's Card, Bees In Love, Bee Giving Flowers To Another Be, Be Mine, Be My Valentine

Bee Mine Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00

"For The Last Time Tim, You Can't Play A Harp For Shit." Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Let's Spoon Mug | Funny Silver Spoon Pun 25th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Spoons Spooning With Love Hearts

Let's Spoon Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
Let's Have Sax Mug | Funny Musical Instrument Pun 24th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Saxophone Let's Have Sex Joke

Let's Have Sax Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
You've Got Me In A Glaze Mug | Funny Glaze Pun 18th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Glazed Donut, Pottery Glaze Joke

You've Got Me In A Glaze Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
Ivory Much Love You Mug | Funny Ivory Pun 14th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Elephants With Tusks Locked Love Hearts

Ivory Much Love You Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Bumble, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Husband, Handsome, Unique, Sexy, Bodacious, Ageless, Naughty, Delicious, Blue, White, Love

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
You're My Sole Mate Mug | Funny Shoe Lace Pun 13th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Trainer With Laces In Love Heart, Thirteenth Year Of Marriage

You're My Sole Mate Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card | Deadpan Ugly Joke Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend or Friend

You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
I Still Foil For You Mug | Funny Tin Foil Pun 10th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Tin Foil With Love Hearts, Tenth Year Of Marriage

I Still Foil For You Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
Happy Valentine's Naked Couple On Tandem Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple On Tandem Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.00
I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Anniversary Card For Wife, Gay Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Penis Doodle Valentines Card

I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card | Funny Boobs Joke Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Lesbian Girlfriend, Boobs Doodle Valentine

I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
You Are My Favourite Wife Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Wife, Her, Spouse, Red And White Love Heart Valentines, Best Wife Card Card

You Are My Favourite Wife Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
I Wool Always Love You Mug | Cute, Funny Sheep Wool Pun 7th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Ram Mounting Sheep, Love Hearts

I Wool Always Love You Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
You're So Sweet Mug | Cute, Funny Sugar Pun 6th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Bag And Bowl Of Sugar With Love Hearts

You're So Sweet Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
You're My Sole Mate Mug | Funny Sole Fish Pun Pun Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Sole Fish, Love Hearts

You're My Sole Mate Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Him, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Card For Boyfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Together For-leather Mug | Funny Leather Pun 3rd Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Two Leather Clad Bikers, Biker Couple, Motorbikes

Together For-leather Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
You Drive Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Love Card, Golfer With Love Heart Eyes, Anniversary Card For Golfer, PGA, US Open, Grand Slam

You Drive Me Crazy Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Partner, Met On Grindr, LGBTQ+ Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Let's Humpback At Mine Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Humpback Whales In Love

Let's Humpback At Mine Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
All You Knead Is Love Mug | Funny, Baking Pun Love Mug, Lady Kneading Dough, Cute Valentine's Or Anniversary Gift, All You Need Is Love

All You Knead Is Love Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Couple In Bed On Phones, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Mug | Funny Owl Pun Mug For Her, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Gift For Girlfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95