Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Ruck Me Maul Me Make Me Scrum Mug | Funny Rugby Sex Joke, Valentines Gift For Rugby Player, Enthusiast, Fan, Six Nations, Anniversary

Ruck Me Maul Me Make Me Scrum Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You're My Favourite Prick Mug | Rude Gift For Him, For Her, Funny Valentines, Prick Pun Cactus Mug, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
World's Dopest Boyfriend Mug | Stoner Gift For Boyfriend, Him, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Boobs Coaster | Cartoon Boobs Drinks Mat, Female Empowerment Gift, Feminist, Breasts

Boobs Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Where You Bin All My Life? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Bin Pun Valentines Card, Love, Man Sat Inside A Dustbin, Where Have You Been

Where You Bin All My Life? Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Penises Of Different Colours And Sizes Print Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, I Really Love You

I Willy Love You Penis Print Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gin Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Bottle Of Gin And Bottle Of Tonic In Love, G&T Anniversary

You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Lime All Yours Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Fruit Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Lime Slices In Love, I'm All Yours, Limes

Lime All Yours Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Mug | Funny Owl Pun Mug For Her, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Gift For Girlfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
I Puggin Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pug Pun Valentines Card, Love, Pug Holding A Love Heart And Cupid's Arrow, Anniversary

I Puggin Love You Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card | Funny Food Pun Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Lesbian Girlfriend, Boobs Illustration

I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Noodles Pun Anniversary Card, Love, Udon Noodles In Love, Valentine's, Ramen Bowl

Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Brew-tiful Mug | Cute, Funny Cup Of Tea Pun Gift, Beautiful, Flirty Tea Cup Winking With Pouty Lips, Love Gift, Valentine's, Anniversary

Brew-tiful Mug

£9.95

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£9.95

"For The Last Time Tim, You Can't Play A Harp For Shit." Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
I Only Have Eyes For You Greeting Card | Funny Spider Joke Valentines Card, Cute, Pun Love Card, Spider With Six Eyes Doodle

I Only Have Eyes For You Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Husband, Hard Work, Uncouth, Sassy, Brash, Annoying, Nauseating, Disappointing

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You're A Great Shag Greeting Card | Shag Bird Pun Anniversary Card For Him, Her, Inuendo, Smug Looking Shag Bird, Great Lay, Valentine's

You're A Great Shag Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Wife, Wrong, Insulting, Farcical, Evil, Black, White, Yellow, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Tinder, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
To My Silver Fox Greeting Card | Handsome Silver Fox Illustration Love Card, For Good Looking Older Man, For Husband, For Boyfriend, Anniversary

To My Silver Fox Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome A5 Notebook | Female Form Line Drawing Journal, Female Empowerment Gift, LGBT Notepad, Bum Print, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome A5 Notebook

£9.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£9.25
You're Out Of This World Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Space Pun Valentines Card, Alien Holding Ice Cream And Love Heart

You're Out Of This World Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You Stopped Satisfying Me Years Ago. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Her, Husband, Wife

You Stopped Satisfying Me Years Ago. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Where Have You Bin All My Life? Mug | Funny Bin Pun Coffee Mug, Love Gift For Him Or Her, Man Sat In A Dustbin, Where Have You Been All My Life

Where Have You Bin All My Life? Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Let's Scissor Sticker | LGBTQ+, LGBT Gifts For Lesbians, Pop Art, Pink, Green

Let's Scissor Sticker

£2.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65