Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

World's Dopest Boyfriend Mug | Stoner Gift For Boyfriend, Him, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Candle Pun Love Card, Flirty Cake With Candles On, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Balloon Pun Love Card, Flirty Deflated Balloon, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Her, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Card For Girlfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00

"For The Last Time Tim, You Can't Play A Harp For Shit." Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Where You Bin All My Life? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Bin Pun Valentines Card, Love, Man Sat Inside A Dustbin, Where Have You Been

Where You Bin All My Life? Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Penises Of Different Colours And Sizes Print Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, I Really Love You

I Willy Love You Penis Print Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gin Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Bottle Of Gin And Bottle Of Tonic In Love, G&T Anniversary

You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card | Funny Food Pun Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Lesbian Girlfriend, Boobs Illustration

I Love You With All Of My Boobs Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Mug | Funny Owl Pun Mug For Her, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Gift For Girlfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
You're Out Of This World Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Space Pun Valentines Card, Alien Holding Ice Cream And Love Heart

You're Out Of This World Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Lime All Yours Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Fruit Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Lime Slices In Love, I'm All Yours, Limes

Lime All Yours Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
I Puggin Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pug Pun Valentines Card, Love, Pug Holding A Love Heart And Cupid's Arrow, Anniversary

I Puggin Love You Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Noodles Pun Anniversary Card, Love, Udon Noodles In Love, Valentine's, Ramen Bowl

Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Brew-tiful Mug | Cute, Funny Cup Of Tea Pun Gift, Beautiful, Flirty Tea Cup Winking With Pouty Lips, Love Gift, Valentine's, Anniversary

Brew-tiful Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Let's Scissor Sticker | LGBTQ+, LGBT Gifts For Lesbians, Pop Art, Pink, Green

Let's Scissor Sticker

£2.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65
We Just Click Greeting Card | Funny Photography Pun Anniversary Card For Photographer, Flashing Camera With Love Hearts, Shutter Click

We Just Click Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Wife, Wrong, Insulting, Farcical, Evil, Black, White, Yellow, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Tinder, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Blow Me Mug | Funny, Balloon Pun Love Mug, Flirty Deflated Balloon, Cute Valentine's Or Anniversary Gift, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Couple In Bed On Phones, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You're Willy Great Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Penis Doodle

You're Willy Great Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00