Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
I Love Your Cock Mug | Rude, Punny Gift For Him, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle, Penis Pun

I Love Your Cock Mug

£9.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£9.95
I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Fridge Magnet | Rude Birthday Gift For Her, Anniversary Gift For Girlfriend, Valentines Gift For Wife

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet

£4.50

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£4.50
Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Husband, Hard Work, Uncouth, Sassy, Brash, Annoying, Nauseating, Disappointing

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
You're My Favourite Prick Mug | Rude Gift For Him, For Her, Funny Valentines, Prick Pun Cactus Mug, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95

"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Birthday, Valentines, Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Rude Valentines Card, Rude Card For Her, Rude Card For Wife, Girlfriend

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00

"Harold, Fuck Off, Your Breath Smells Like Wet Eggs." Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00

"For The Last Time Tim, You Can't Play A Harp For Shit." Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti, Prick, Sex Toy Joke

Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Let's Hump Greeting Card | Funny Valentines Card, Love, Let's Fuck, Rabbits Humping Doodle

Let's Hump Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Be My Valentine

Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Fork Buddies Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Valentines

Fork Buddies Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Let's Fuck A5 Notebook | Funny Notebook, Rude Journal, Vintage Typography, Profanity

Let's Fuck A5 Notebook

£9.25

Brighten your day with our range of cheeky notebooks.   

£9.25
#loveyou Sticker | Rude Laptop Sticker, Rude Valentines Sticker, Rude Anniversary Sticker, Profanity Hashtag Love You Sticker

#loveyou Sticker

£2.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65
Best Fucking Husband Ever Mug | Rude Valentines Gift For Husband, Anniversary, Profanity

Best Fucking Husband Ever Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Best Fucking Wife Ever Mug | Rude Valentines Gift For Wife, Anniversary, Profanity

Best Fucking Wife Ever Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
#loveyou Fridge Magnet | Offensive Fridge Magnet For Him, Funny I Love You Fridge Magnet, Hashtag

#loveyou Magnet

£4.50

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£4.50