Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're My Favourite Prick Mug | Rude Gift For Him, For Her, Funny Valentines, Prick Pun Cactus Mug, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
#loveyou Fridge Magnet | Offensive Fridge Magnet For Him, Funny I Love You Fridge Magnet, Hashtag

#loveyou Magnet

£8.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95
I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Fridge Magnet | Rude Birthday Gift For Her, Anniversary Gift For Girlfriend, Valentines Gift For Wife

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet

£8.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95
Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Be My Valentine

Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Birthday, Valentines, Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Let's Hump Greeting Card | Funny Valentines Card, Love, Let's Fuck, Rabbits Humping Doodle

Let's Hump Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Let's Fuck Magnet | Funny Fridge Magnet, Rude Kitchen Magnet, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Magnet

£8.95

Add some spice to your fridge with our cheeky magnets.  SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95
Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Rude Valentines Card, Rude Card For Her, Rude Card For Wife, Girlfriend

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti, Prick, Sex Toy Joke

Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Let's Fork Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Let's Fuck, Gardening Pun

Let's Fork Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Fork Buddies Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Valentines

Fork Buddies Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Love Your Cock Mug | Rude, Punny Gift For Him, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle, Penis Pun

I Love Your Cock Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
#loveyou A5 Notebook | Offensive Notebook For Him, Funny I Love You Journal, Hashtag

#loveyou A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
#loveyou Sticker | Rude Laptop Sticker, Rude Valentines Sticker, Rude Anniversary Sticker, Profanity Hashtag Love You Sticker

#loveyou Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Let's Fuck Greeting Card | Profanity Anniversary Card, Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Card For Him, For Her, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of cheeky greeting cards.

from £3.99

"For The Last Time Tim, You Can't Play A Harp For Shit." Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99