Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Hinge, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
World's Dopest Boyfriend Mug | Stoner Gift For Boyfriend, Him, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Coaster | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Drinks Mat, Bum Print, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Magnet | Bum Print Fridge Magnet, Female Empowerment Gift, LGBT, Female Form Line Drawing, Derrière

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Magnet

£4.50

Add some fun to your fridge with our hand illustrated magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£4.50
Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Cupcake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, You Make Me Crazy, Muffin

You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Penises Of Different Colours And Sizes Print Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, I Really Love You

I Willy Love You Penis Print Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
All You Knead Is Love Mug | Funny, Baking Pun Love Mug, Lady Kneading Dough, Cute Valentine's Or Anniversary Gift, All You Need Is Love

All You Knead Is Love Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Wife, Wrong, Insulting, Farcical, Evil, Black, White, Yellow, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
I Puggin Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pug Pun Valentines Card, Love, Pug Holding A Love Heart And Cupid's Arrow, Anniversary

I Puggin Love You Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Husband, Handsome, Unique, Sexy, Bodacious, Ageless, Naughty, Delicious, Blue, White, Love

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Gin Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Bottle Of Gin And Bottle Of Tonic In Love, G&T Anniversary

You're The Gin To My Tonic Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
All You Knead Is Love Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Lady Kneading Dough, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, All You Need Is Love

All You Knead Is Love Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Brew-tiful Mug | Cute, Funny Cup Of Tea Pun Gift, Beautiful, Flirty Tea Cup Winking With Pouty Lips, Love Gift, Valentine's, Anniversary

Brew-tiful Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Couple In Bed On Phones, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Noodles Pun Anniversary Card, Love, Udon Noodles In Love, Valentine's, Ramen Bowl

Udon Know How Much You Mean To Me Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Where You Bin All My Life? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Bin Pun Valentines Card, Love, Man Sat Inside A Dustbin, Where Have You Been

Where You Bin All My Life? Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Mug | Funny Owl Pun Mug For Her, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Gift For Girlfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
We Just Click Greeting Card | Funny Photography Pun Anniversary Card For Photographer, Flashing Camera With Love Hearts, Shutter Click

We Just Click Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Twink Magnet | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Fridge Magnet, Pop Art

Twink Magnet

£4.50

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£4.50
Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Be My Valentine

Weed Be Good Together Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Mug | Funny Owl Pun Mug For Him, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Gift For Boyfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
I Only Have Eyes For You Greeting Card | Funny Spider Joke Valentines Card, Cute, Pun Love Card, Spider With Six Eyes Doodle

I Only Have Eyes For You Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
I Whaley Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentines Card, Love, Blue Whale In A Party Hat With Confetti

I Whaley Love You Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Magnet | Bum Print Fridge Magnet, Female Empowerment Gift, LGBT, Female Form Line Drawing, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Magnet

£4.50

Add some fun to your fridge with our hand illustrated magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£4.50