Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our fun range of greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Hinge, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're The Breast Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Rude Thanks, Boobs, You're The Best

You're The Breast Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
World's Dopest Boyfriend Mug | Stoner Gift For Boyfriend, Him, Funny Valentines Mug, Weed Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Ivory Much Love You Mug | Funny Ivory Pun 14th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Elephants With Tusks Locked Love Hearts

Ivory Much Love You Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Abstract Boobs A5 Notebook | Coloured Boob Print Journal, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£11.25
Slay Sticker | LGBTQ+ Gifts For Gay Men, Slay Queen, Motivational Gift For Friend, Slay All Day, LGBT

Slay Sticker

£3.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
You're The Breast Illustrated Greeting Card | Boob Print Birthday Card, Different Shaped Breasts Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, The Best, BFF

You're The Breast Illustrated Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Abstract Boobs Coaster | Coloured Boob Print Drinks Mat, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Nice Beaver Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Beaver Doodle, Inuendo

Nice Beaver Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I Wool Always Love You Mug | Cute, Funny Sheep Wool Pun 7th Anniversary Gift For Husband Or Wife, Ram Mounting Sheep, Love Hearts

I Wool Always Love You Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
You're My Ride Or Die Greeting Card | Friendship Card In Bubble Font For Best Friend, BFF, Ride Or Die, Soul Mate

You're My Ride Or Die Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Ruck Me Maul Me Make Me Scrum Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Sex Joke, Valentines Card For Rugby Player, Enthusiast, Fan, Six Nations, Anniversary

Ruck Me Maul Me Make Me Scrum Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Boobs Coaster | Cartoon Boobs Drinks Mat, Female Empowerment Gift, Feminist, Breasts

Boobs Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You're The Perfect Mate Greeting Card | Funny, Chess Pun Love Card, Flirty Queen Chess Piece And Confident King Piece, Check Mate, Valentine's

You're The Perfect Mate Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Abstract Boobs Magnet | Coloured Boob Print Fridge Magnet, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs Magnet

£10.95

Add some fun to your fridge with our hand illustrated magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
You’re My Lobster Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card, Love, Lobster Doodle, Friends Quote, Mate For Life

You’re My Lobster Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
I'm Muffin Without You Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card, For Him, For Her, Nothing Without You, Muffin Doodle

I'm Muffin Without You Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
You Make Me Wet Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

You Make Me Wet Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Ruck Me Maul Me Make Me Scrum Mug | Funny Rugby Sex Joke, Valentines Gift For Rugby Player, Enthusiast, Fan, Six Nations, Anniversary

Ruck Me Maul Me Make Me Scrum Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Fancy It? Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Anniversary Card, Sex Hand Gesture Doodle

Fancy It? Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99