Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Fancy It? Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Anniversary Card, Sex Hand Gesture Doodle

Fancy It? Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Boobs Illustration Pink Magnet | Boob Print Fridge Magnet, Different Shaped Breasts, Abstract Nude, Funny Coaster, Female Empowerment Coaster, LGBTQ+

Boobs Illustration Pink Magnet

£4.50

Add some fun to your fridge with our hand illustrated magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£4.50
Abstract Nude Female Beige Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Boobs, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Female Beige Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.00
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Sticker | Naked Female Form Line Drawing Sticker, Derrière, Bum, Feminist, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Sticker

£2.65

Put a smile on your face with our range of cheeky stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65
Nice Buns Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card For Her, Anniversary, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Iced Buns With Cherry Doodle

Nice Buns Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Twink Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Twink Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.00
Shello! Is It Me You're Looking For? Greeting Card | Funny Clam Pun Valentine's Card, Clam Peeking Out Of Shell, Hello Is It Me You're Looking For

Shello! Is It Me You're Looking For? Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Rug Muncher Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Rug Muncher Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Let's Fuck A5 Notebook | Funny Notebook, Rude Journal, Vintage Typography, Profanity

Let's Fuck A5 Notebook

£9.25

Brighten your day with our range of cheeky notebooks.   

£9.25
Muffin Muncher Magnet | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Fridge Magnet, Pop Art

Muffin Muncher Magnet

£4.50

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£4.50
I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card | Funny Food Pun Anniversary Card For Wife, Gay Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Penis Illustration

I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Best Fucking Husband Ever Mug | Rude Valentines Gift For Husband, Anniversary, Profanity

Best Fucking Husband Ever Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Optimus Fine | Funny Birthday Card For Girlfriend, Anniversary Card For Her, For Him, Valentines, Optimus Prime Pun Card, Vintage Typography

Optimus Fine Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of greeting cards. 

from £3.00
I Have Wasted Another Year Of My Life With You Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Dry Humour Valentines Card, Monochrome, For Him, For Her

I Have Wasted Another Year Of My Life With You Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.

from £3.00
Queen A5 Notebook | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Journal, Pop Art

Queen A5 Notebook

£9.25

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired notebooks.

£9.25
Queen Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Queen Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.00
You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
You're My Ride Or Die Greeting Card | Friendship Card In Bubble Font For Best Friend, BFF, Ride Or Die, Soul Mate

You're My Ride Or Die Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
One Love Cushion | Anniversary Gift, Valentines Gift, Love Cushion For Bed, Stoner, Hippie, Hippy

One Love Cushion

£22.95

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£22.95
Best Fucking Wife Ever Mug | Rude Valentines Gift For Wife, Anniversary, Profanity

Best Fucking Wife Ever Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Optimus Fine Coaster | Funny Drinks Mat, Movie Pun, Vintage Typography, Valentines Gift, Anniversary

Optimus Fine Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Bear Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Bear Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Muffin Muncher Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Muffin Muncher Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Wolf Sticker | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Laptop Sticker, Pop Art

Wolf Sticker

£2.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65