Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Blow Me Greeting Card | Funny, Balloon Pun Love Card, Flirty Deflated Balloon, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Blow Job Joke

Blow Me Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Bumble, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Boobs Illustration Pink Coaster | Boob Print Drinks Mat, Different Shaped Breasts, Abstract Nude, Funny Coaster, Female Empowerment Coaster, LGBTQ+

Boobs Illustration Pink Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Boobs A5 Notebook | Monochrome Boob Print Journal, Rude Notepad, Abstract Nude Notebook, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Boobs A5 Notebook

£9.25

Brighten your day with our range of hand illustrated notebooks.   

£9.25
Lick Me Till Ice Cream Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Anniversary Card, Ice Cream Doodle, Lick Me Till I Scream Pun

Lick Me Till Ice Cream Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Let's Get Naked Cushion | Anniversary Gift, Valentines, Love Cushion For Bed, Monochrome, Vintage Typography

Let's Get Naked Cushion

£22.95

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£22.95
I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Funny Normal People Card, Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Husband

I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Butch Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Lesbians, Pop Art

Butch Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.00
Optimus Fine Mug | Funny Love Gift, Funny Valentine's Mug For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Vintage Typography, Transformers Pun

Optimus Fine Mug

£9.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£9.95
Abstract Boobs Magnet | Coloured Boob Print Fridge Magnet, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs Magnet

£4.50

Add some fun to your fridge with our hand illustrated magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£4.50
Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Boobs, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Breasts Pink Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.00
Otter Greeting Card | LGBTQ+ Greeting Cards, LGBT Greeting Cards, Greeting Cards For Gay Men, Pop Art

Otter Greeting Card

from £3.00

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.00
Rug Muncher Sticker | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Laptop Sticker, Pop Art

Rug Muncher Sticker

£2.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65
#loveyou Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Love, Hashtag, Profanity

#loveyou Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bottom, Bum Print

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.00
Taco Dirty To Me Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Talk Dirty To Me, Taco Doodle, Taco Pun

Taco Dirty To Me Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Abstract Boobs Coaster | Coloured Boob Print Drinks Mat, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
Femme Sticker | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Laptop Sticker, Pop Art

Femme Sticker

£2.65

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65
One Love Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Gift For Stoner Couple, Weed Smoker, Hippie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

One Love Coaster

£5.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£5.95
You’re My Lobster Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card, Love, Lobster Doodle, Friends Quote, Mate For Life

You’re My Lobster Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
Sleeping Booty Cushion | Anniversary Gift, Valentines, Love Cushion For Bed, Monochrome, Vintage Typography

Sleeping Booty Cushion

£22.95

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£22.95
Brie Mine Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Him, For Her, Brie Doodle, Cheese, Be Mine

Brie Mine Greeting Card

from £3.00

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00
#loveyou Sticker | Rude Laptop Sticker, Rude Valentines Sticker, Rude Anniversary Sticker, Profanity Hashtag Love You Sticker

#loveyou Sticker

£2.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£2.65
One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Funny Valentines Card, Love, Monochrome

One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card

from £3.00

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.00