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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

I'm Nuts About You Greeting Card | Funny Squirrel Holding Nuts Valentines Card, For Him, Her, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Anniversary, Balls Pun

I'm Nuts About You Greeting Card

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Weed Everyday Greeting Card | Funny Weed Pun Card For Gardener, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Friend, Gardening Cannabis Pun, Marijuana

Weed Everyday Greeting Card

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I Love My Hose And Dirty Britches Greeting Card | Funny Hoes And Dirty Bitches Card For Gardener, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Friend, Gardening Pun

I Love My Hose And Dirty Britches Greeting Card

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Nothing Like A Good Yank On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Wank Pun Card For Gardener, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Gardening Pun

Nothing Like A Good Yank On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Downward Dog Greeting Card | Dog Doing Yoga In Downward Dog Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation, Puppy

Downward Dog Greeting Card

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Bah HumPug Greeting Card | Funny Pug In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Bah Humbug, Scrooge, Pug Owner, Pug Lover

Bah HumPug Greeting Card

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Romaine Calm Greeting Card | Kawaii, Cute Smiling Romaine Lettuce Sorry And Sympathy Card, Salad Pun, Veggie, Vegan, Plant Based

Romaine Calm Greeting Card

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I'm Bowled Over Greeting Card | Cricket Bowler, Cricketer, Cricket Pun Love Card, The Ashes, T20, IPL

I'm Bowled Over Greeting Card

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Find Your Centre Greeting Card | Ring Donut Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Find Your Centre Greeting Card

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Yoga Bunny Greeting Card | Rabbit Doing Yoga In Downward Dog Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation

Yoga Bunny Greeting Card

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Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Man Riding A Horse, Horse Boy, Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

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Karma Chamelon Greeting Card | Funny Pun Yoga Greeting Card For Yogi, Chameleon In Downward Dog Position, Reptile

Karma Chameleon Greeting Card

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Football Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Footballer, Football Player, Funny Football Card, FPL, Fantasy Football, Premier League, FIFA

Football Wanker Greeting Card

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Greetings Tiny New Earthling Greeting Card | Funny Alien Pun New Baby Card, Alien Sat On A UFO Waving Hello, Flying Saucer

Greetings Tiny New Earthling Greeting Card

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Thanks For Being A Grate Dad Greeting Card | Funny Pun Card For Dad, Father's Day Card, Cheese Grater In A Tie Dad Joke

Thanks For Being A Grate Dad Greeting Card

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Probe Me Greeting Card | Funny, Cheeky Probe Pun Valentines Card, Sex Joke Love Card, UFO Doodle, Flying Saucer

Probe Me Greeting Card

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You Try Hard! Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Graduation Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Congratulations, Nerdy Looking Rugby Player In Glasses

You Try Hard! Greeting Card

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Doh! Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card In Orange, Sorry, Apologies

Doh! Greeting Card

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Eat Sleep Game Repeat. Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card In Green For Gamers, Gaming Obsessed, Eat Sleep Rave Repeat Pun

Eat Sleep Game Repeat. Greeting Card

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Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls. Greeting Card | Funny Dad Joke Card In Red, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun

Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls. Greeting Card

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Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan, Joke Father's Day Card For Dad, Him

Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment. Greeting Card

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Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Funny, Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card, Age Joke

Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

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Big Gay Day. Greeting Card | Funny Gay Wedding Card For Gay, Lesbian Or Queer Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+

Big Gay Day. Greeting Card

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Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card

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