Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

The Earth Has Completed Another Full Orbit Of The Sun, And Still You Refuse To Die. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Planet Orbiting, Space, Old Age
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Dad, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Dad, For Him

Dad, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card

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Dad, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Dad, For Him, Nappy Change Joke

Dad, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card

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Dad, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Dad, For Him

Dad, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card

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Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Christmas Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle

Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card

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You Are A Constant Sauce Of Disappointment Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Child, Saucy, Red Sauce, Ketchup Doodle, Tomato Sauce

You Are A Constant Sauce Of Disappointment Greeting Card

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You're Not The Sharpest Tool In The Box Greeting Card | Rude DIY Themed Card, Screwdriver, Spanner, Ruler, Hammer, Saw, Tools

You're Not The Sharpest Tool In The Box Greeting Card

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All I want For Christmas Is Booze. Greeting Card | Funny Adult Alcohol Christmas Card, All I Want For Christmas Is You Pun, Gin, Vodka, Brandy, Rum

All I want For Christmas Is Booze. Greeting Card

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Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Husband, Boyfriend

Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card

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I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card In Orange For Husband, Wife, Lost Respect

I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card

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Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card | Deadpan Christmas Card For Friends, Bah Humbug, Christmas Haters

Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card

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Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card | Deadpan, Pessimistic Congratulations Card, Engagement, New Job, Jealousy

Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card

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The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Rude Old Age Joke Birthday Card For Grandparent, Mum, Dad

The Earth Is Dying And So Are You Greeting Card

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Let That Shit Go. Greeting Card | Funny Yoga Sympathy Card In Green, Profanity, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go. Greeting Card

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You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card | Deadpan Valentine's Card In Red For Him, Her, Crush, Love, Be My Valentine

You're My Type On Paper. Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fire Crotch. Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Ginger Pubes, Red Head

Happy Birthday Fire Crotch. Greeting Card

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Eat Sleep Rugby Repeat Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Joke Card For Rugby Player, Enthusiast, Fan, Six Nations

Eat Sleep Rugby Repeat Greeting Card

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I Want To Play With Your Nuts Greeting Card | Funny Squirrel Holding Nuts Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, Balls Pun

I Want To Play With Your Nuts Greeting Card

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45 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Fifth Birthday Card For Forty Five Year Old, 45th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

45 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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44 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Fourth Birthday Card For Forty Four Year Old, 44th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

44 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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43 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Third Birthday Card For Forty Three Year Old, 43rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

43 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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41 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty First Birthday Card For Forty One Year Old, 41st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

41 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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38 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Eighth Birthday Card For Thirty Eight Year Old, 38th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

38 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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36 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Sixth Birthday Card For Thirty Six Year Old, 36th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

36 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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