Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Birthday To The Head Chef Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Cook, Man In Chef Uniform

Happy Birthday To The Head Chef Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Dad, Him, Man BBQing Steak In The Sun, BBQ

Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Fishing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Fisherman, Fisherman In Waders Holding Fishing Rod And Fish, Tackle, Bait, Hook

Happy Birthday Fishing Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Best-Tea Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii Funny Pun Birthday Card For Best Friend, BFF Two Teacups Holding Hands

Happy Birthday Best-Tea Greeting Card

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Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Engagement Card, Marriage, Getting Married, Hen Do, Stag Party

Can't Wait To Get Drunk At Your Wedding. I Mean Congratulations! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Sister Greeting Card | Funny, Nun Joke Birthday Card For Sister, Sibling, Nun Pun, Nun With Halo And Cross Necklace

Happy Birthday Sister Greeting Card

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I Regret To Inform You That Your Fifties Have Now Expired Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Sixtieth Birthday Card or Sixty Year Old, 60th, 60

I Regret To Inform You That Your Fifties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

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Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Leather, Third Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Man In Leather Bondage Suit, Gimp Suit, BDSM Joke

Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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You're Scrotally Awesome Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Friendship Card, Pair Of Testicles Doodle, Testies, Scrotum

You're Scrotally Awesome Greeting Card

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22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Second Birthday Card For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Running Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Runner, Marathon, 5k, Jogger, Jogging

Running Wanker Greeting Card

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Some People Will Do Anything For Time Off Work Greeting Card | Funny Get Well Soon Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card

Some People Will Do Anything For Time Off Work Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To The Best Bin Taker Outer Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Housemate, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend, Happy Dustbin Holding Bin Bags

Happy Birthday To The Best Bin Taker Outer Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Canoeing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Canoer, Water Sports, Couple Canoeing, Canoe Boat, Canoeist, Paddle, Draft

Happy Birthday Canoeing Greeting Card

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Merci Greeting Card | Poodle Doodle, French Thank You Card, French Poodle In A Beret And Striped Top

Merci Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Thank You Greeting Card | Funny, Musical Note Pun Thank You Card, Conductor In Party Hat With Musical Notes And Confetti

Just A Note to Say Thank You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bird Watching Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Birdwatcher, Twitcher, Ornithology, Man Looking Through Binoculars At Bird

Happy Birthday Bird Watching Greeting Card

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Have A Knockout Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Boxing Pun Birthday Card, Boxer Knocking Out Other Boxer, KO, Box, UFC, MMA

Have A Knockout Birthday Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Birthday Card, Crab On A Deckchair With Champagne, Have A Fabulous Day

It's Your Birthday... Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity, Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Red Head

Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card

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Allotment Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Gardener, Allotment Owner, Garden, Gardening Tools, Veggies, Plants

Allotment Wanker Greeting Card

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You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy

You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Congratulations Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Congratulations, Musical Note Celebrating In Party Hats

Just A Note To Say Congratulations Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In January. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In January. Greeting Card

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