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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards
Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.
Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.
All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving
Happy Birthday Sorry It's Latte! Greeting Card
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A Toast To Your Engagement Greeting Card
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The Awkward Moment When You Spawn In The Enemy's Base Greeting Card
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I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card
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Are You A Flash Grenade? Because You Are Stunning! Greeting Card
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You've Captured My Flag Greeting Card
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If You Can Think Of Any Good Fish Puns Please Let Minnow Greeting Card
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You Keep Me Grounded Greeting Card
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I Don't Give A Crab About Your Birthday. Greeting Card
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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card
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Holy Crab... It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card
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Whale Whale Whale... Look Who Turned Another Year Older. Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To Moooo!!!! Greeting Card
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It's That Thyme Again... Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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"Look Pheasants!' "It's Pronounced Peasants." Greeting Card
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At This Time Of Year, Burglary Was Almost Too Easy. Greeting Card
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They Said He Only Did Once A Year, But When He Did, It Was Always A Sackfull. Greeting Card
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Reality Vs Tinder Profile Greeting Card
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Reality Vs Tinder Profile Greeting Card
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Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card
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To Be Honest, I Think You'll Need To Retrain In Cyber. Greeting Card
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When That Post-Sambuca, Pre-Vomit Dread Kicks In. Greeting Card
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Jack Was Embarrassed About His Tiddler. Greeting Card
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Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card
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Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card
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"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card
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'Honey, You Have A Large Bogey Up Your Nose.' She Said. 'God Bless You Darling.' I Answered. Greeting Card
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The New COVID-Safe Handshakes Had Really Livened Up Governmental Proceedings. Greeting Card
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Emma Wondered If Now Was The Time To Tell Pete He Looked Fucking Ridiculous. Greeting Card
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As The Mushrooms Kicked In, Emma Thought She Might Be About To Trip Balls. Greeting Card
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"Harold, Fuck Off, Your Breath Smells Like Wet Eggs." Greeting Card
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Happy Anniversary Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card
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Happy 1st Birthday Milk Monster Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Let Minnow If You Wanna Party! Greeting Card
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Best Fishes On Your Birthday Greeting Card
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I Can't Wait To THC You Again Greeting Card
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