Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card |Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Arsenal Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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You're Shit At FIFA. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Football Birthday Card, FIFA, FPL, Fantasy Football

You're Shit At FIFA. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Liverpool Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Liverpool Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Liverpool Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Chelsea Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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Fantasy Football Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Fantasy Football Player, Funny Football Card, FPL, Gaming

Fantasy Football Wanker Greeting Card

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Let's Have A Ball... It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Different Sports Ball Celebrating, Rugby, Football, Bowling, Cricket, Tennis

Let's Have A Ball... It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card | Funny, Football Joke Valentine's Card For Goal Keeper, Footie, Premier League, FPL

Happy Valentine's You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card

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Spurs Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Spurs Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football, Tottenham

Spurs Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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A Card On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Red Card Pun Birthday Card For Footballer, Football Player, FPL, Fantasy Football, Premier League, FIFA

A Card On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Let's Have A Ball Greeting Card | Funny Football Birthday Card For Footballer, Celebration, Different Coloured Footballs Celebrating, FIFA, FA Cup

Let's Have A Ball Greeting Card

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Let's Have A Ball Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card, Celebration, Different Sports Ball Celebrating, Rugby, Football, Basketball, Cricket, Tennis

Let's Have A Ball Greeting Card

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Another Year In The Back Of The Net Greeting Card | Funny Football Birthday Card For Footballer, Player, FPL, Fantasy Football, Premier League, FIFA

Another Year In The Back Of The Net Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card | Funny, Football Joke Anniversary Card For Goal Keeper, Footie, Premier League, FPL

Happy Anniversary You're A Real Keeper. Greeting Card

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Football Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Footballer, Football Player, Funny Football Card, FPL, Fantasy Football, Premier League, FIFA

Football Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99